What kind of car does a Jedi drive?
A Toy Yoda.
Which Star Wars character travels around the world?
Q: What did the specter of Obi Wan Kenobi say to the bartender?
A: “Give me a beer and a mop.”
Q: How do you get down from a bantha?
A: You don’t. You get down from a goose.
Q: And why can’t you count on his to pick up the tab?
A: Because he’s always a little short.
Q: Why is Yoda such a good gardener?
A: Because he has a green thumb.
Q: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
A: To get to the Dark Side.
Q: Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?
Q: Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files?
A: Adobe Wan Kenobi