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Q: What did Black Widow say to Hawkeye?
A: You make me quiver

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Q: What did they call T'Challa when he was a baby?
A: Black Pampers

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Q: What is it called when Iron Man does a cart wheel?
A: Ferrous Wheel!

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?
A milkshake.

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A tiger was enjoying his usual evening stroll when he saw a dog walking his way. The dog seemed to be lost. The tiger thought the dog would make a nice snack and licked his lips. The dog was taken aback to see the tiger but quickly tried to think of a way to escape a gruesome end. He decided to hide his fear and pretend to be fierce. The dog licked his own lips and said loudly, “That was a really tasty tiger. I wonder where I can find another.”. The tiger stopped and after having second thoughts decided to back away and leave the dog alone. A fox was watching this entire incident and decided to get on the good side of the tiger by telling him the truth. The fox approached the tiger and told him that the dog was nothing to be afraid of and would be very easy prey. He convinced him to approach the dog again and led the way back towards the dog as the tiger followed. The dog saw the fox approaching with the tiger right behind him and realized what had transpired. He was a quick thinker and spoke out loud, “Where is that fox!!! He promised to bring me another tiger to eat and there are no signs of him.”. No prizes for guessing who the tiger ate for dinner.
#Tiger #Fox #Dog #AnimalJoke
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A woman was hitchhiking alone when one rainy night she was looking for shelter and was given shelter by a group of nuns. She was led into a simply furnished but comfortable room and given a nice warm meal. During the night she heard a beautiful sound unlike any other that she had ever heard. She could not go out of her room and investigate but stayed up all night to hear the sound that rang out from time to time. She was bursting with curiosity to know what it was. She questions the nuns and they tell her that they cannot share the source of the sound with her as she was not a nun. The woman left but could not forget the sound. She came back a few months later just to see if she could find out more about the beautiful sound. The nuns were as hospitable as they were the last time but were very firm that they could not divulge the source of the sound as she was not a nun. The lady said that she was willing to become a nun and asked how she was to go about it. She went through much penance and training and many years later finally became a nun. The nuns were very pleased and finally agreed to show her the source of the sound that had fascinated her so much. They took her deep into the building and opened a secret door. She stepped into the room but I cannot tell you what she saw and heard because…… you are not a nun!
#nun #muchadoaboutnothing
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My daughter came home saying that her school was organizing a marathon and that she wanted me to join. Now, I am not the most athletic person and so I declined. She begged me to, saying, “Mom, it's for children with disabilities.” And I thought, “Hey, then I stand a chance of winning!”.
#BadAthelete #Marathon
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A middle-aged lady had a car crash. She was unconscious and was rushed to the hospital. When she was being treated in the emergency room she saw a bright light and was suddenly faced with God. She felt a great calm and had a long meaningful conversation with God. After a while, he told her that it was not her time to die yet and that she would return to her life on earth. The lady asked God how long she had. He replied that she had 10 more years. The lady survived and was discharged from the hospital with a new sense of appreciation for her second chance at life. She decided to turn her life around and make the most of her 10 years. She began to eat healthily, exercise every day and even had a total makeover to make herself look better. 6 months passed and she suddenly died and was taken to heaven. She was furious at God and asked him whey he had let her die when he had promised her 10 more years. God asked for her identification details again and then apologized profusely. He had made a mistake because he hadn't recognized her.
#MistakenIdentity #Makeover #Heaven
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Student and teacher

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Single's feeling

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