Hindi Love SMS

Shayri Anish

Mohabbat bhi Ajeeb chiz banai khuda tune,teri hi masjid me,tere hi mandir me,tere hi bande,tere hi samne rote hai.tuje nahi kisi our ko pane ke liye

Hindi SMS

Onnum puriyala machan......

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Funny Shayari and Funny SMS Jokes
Kisi Shayar Ne Kaha Zindagi Ek Lamba Safar Hai,
Kisi Aashiq Ne Kaha Zindagi Ek Mushkil Paheli Hai,
Arre Dosto Zindagi Ka Arth Toh Sirf Voh Bata Sakta Hai,
Jiski Shaadi Ke Baad Bhi Koi Saheli Hai!!!

!!!!!!!! funny shayaris !!!!!!!!

Kaaash ke tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote……
Kaaash ke tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote…..
Kaaash ke tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote…..
Chand to tu hai hi ..sitaare bhee saath hote !!!

!!!!!!!! funny shero shayari !!!!!!!!

Mohabbat karna koi zulm nahi,
Agar ki jaye usool se,
Khuda ko bhi muhabbat thi,
Apne rasoul se
Chaand raaat ko sabhi dekhain, hilaal-e-eid ko
Ik hamara hi naseeba hadiyan turva gaya
Hum thy chaand ke nazaare main khoye hue
Bus achanak chand ka abba wahan pe aa gaye….

!!!!!!!! urdu funny shayari !!!!!!!!

Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi
Phir kisi ne darwaza khutkhataya
Maine soncha mera dil aaya
Darwaza khol ker dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya

!!!!!!!! hindi funny shayari !!!!!!!!

Exam paas aaye, sir mera dukhaye
Teacher ne na jaaane kyun, dande dikhaye,
Ab to mera sir, jaage na sota hai,
Kya karoon haye, kuch kuch hota hai….

!!!!!!!! funny sms shayari !!!!!!!!

Shraab dard ki dawa hai
Peene se koi khraabi nahi
Dil ke dard se peete hain
Waise hum Shraabi nahi…

!!!!!!!! hindi sms jokes !!!!!!!!

Aey chaand, tu bhi kiya ghazab dhaata hai,
Bachpan main “mama” aur jawaani main “yaar” nazar aata hai.

!!!!!!!! funny sher shayari !!!!!!!!

Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega…

!!!!!!!! Love shayaris !!!!!!!!

Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana ho to toothBRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA.

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Unke Jaane Se Chiragon Mein Roshini Kahan
Chaand Bhuj Saa Gaya Mere Gum Se
Aab Maut Humse Door Kahan

Aap Se Milke Hum Badal Se Gaye
Sher Padhne Lage Gunguna Ne Lage
Pehle Mashoor Thi Apni Sar-zindagi
Aab Tho Jab Dekhiye Muskuraane Lage

Teri Yaad Mein Nahi Guzarthe Aise
Tho Koi Daur Nahin
Jinki Khwaish Par Sajde Kiye
Who Aap Hain Aur Koi Nahin

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source : hindi poems collection






MERE TOOTE HUE DIL KO, SAHARA KON DEGA

MERI TOOFAAN ME KASHTI, KINARA KON DEGA


YEH KESE MOR PE LAAI HA MUJKO ZINDIGANI

ADHOORI SEE LIKHI GYEE HA KYUN MERI KAHANI


HA AB KIS RAAH PE CHALNA ISHARA KON DEGA

MERE TOOTE HUE DIL KO SAHARA KAUN DEGA


MAIN HOON OUR SATH MERE AB MERI TANHAAYAN HAIN

MERI TAQDEER SE MUJKO MILI RUSWAYIAN HAIN


MERI ANKHON KO KHUSHION KA NAZARA KAUN DEGA

MERE TOOTE HUE DIL KO SAHARA KAUN DEGA



Hum ne pyaar main paaya to kyaa paya


Kabhi khud ro diye kabhi Tum ko Rulaya


Halat-e-ghum main beh gaya jho aansoon


Who Zindagi main phir kabhi na behne paya


Saza mujhe mili aur jaza unhain bi


Aisa bhi kya insaaf me hai sir jhukaya


Himmat nahee thi us main Saath mere dene ki


Ab tak na jaane vo kaise chal paya




Kisi ajnabi ko mera likha suna raha tha woh

Bikhre hue khawabon ke Purzey udha raha tha woh


Umr bhar pista raha who rishtoon ki chaki mein

Baaqi rahe rishtoon se daaman churra raha tha woh


Apni zidd to woh puri na kar saka

Ruthey huway bachoon ko mana raha tha woh


Sehra me khile phool ko bachane ke liye

Apne ashkoon se uski pyaas mita raha tha woh


Uski yaadoon ko kuch is tarah bhula raha tha

Apne haathoon apna likha mita raha tha woh


Sirf kirdaar hi to badle they usne

Apni hi kahani suna raha tha woh !!!




Hum apni deewangi se jaane jaate hain

Wo apni berukhi se pehchaane jaate hain


Roz miltey hai lekin, kuchh kehte sunte nahi

Mere saamne wo meri dhadkan badhaane aate hain


Shab bhar intzaar mein hum taare dekhaa karte hai

Sabera hone se pehle wo chand bujhane aate hain


Bas ek nazar ke liye hum din bhar taraste hain

Wo shaam ko gamalon ko paani pilaane aate hain


Mere is haalaat pe hansanaa nahi MUSAFIR too

Ishq main sabke saame aise zamaane aate hain

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Bite The Neck Gently,

Chew The Breast Softly,

Spread The Legs Slowly,

Suck The Juice Excitingly,

That Is The Way To Eat


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Tandoori Chicken! :-)

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Agr Aapko 18 Saal ki Larki Jhuk Kar Salam Kary
To Aapko Uski Kya Cheez Nazar Aayegi?

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Uski Achi Tarbiyat.


Bhai Hath Jorta Hon Kabhi To Sahi Socha Karo. :-)

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undino kafi darr lagta tha
nachna
gana
khelna
kudna
uff
bahar jana
gilapan ka darr
phir muje mila
bas 20 RS me

MOBILE COVER

ab barish k dino me bhi azadi!!!!

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Uffo kia krte ho
Dur hat jao
Koi dekhe ga to kia soche ga?
Aqal nahi hy kya?
Uf abi nhi karo na

Akele me krna











NAAK SAAF ;->

Hmesha Ganda Soch

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Line marne k bht se trike hai jin me se 2 main ap ko batata hun...
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1.kachi pencil se.
2.paki pencil se.

Hahahahaha

joke

Usne sab k samne awaz lagai
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Mene awaz suni to usay pehchan liya
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Mene churi nikali
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Uski taraf tezi se badha. Aur bola



khan Bhai! churi tez kardo!

Love Theme

Pyar Karo ushse Jo Aap Se Pyar kare!
Zindagi Me na Aapko Kavi Rushwa Kare!
Jaan Bankar Utar Jawo Jaan Me Ushke,
Jo Jaan Se Jiyada Aap Ko Pyar Kare!

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Suman(madhulika)

Falling In Love Is Like Jumping Off A Building.
Your Brain Says
Don't Do It! You Will Die!
But Your Heart Says
Don’t Worry, I Can Fly !
Srinu

Suman(madhulika)

Love Cycle
When U Love,
You Get Hurt,
When U Get Hurt,
You Hate,
When U Hate,
You Try To Forget,
When U Try To Forget,
You Start Missing,
When U Start Missing,
You Fall In L0ve Again
Srinu