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CHANDAN RAJ

1 ladka 1 ladki ke pass se gujarta hua bola 1 4 3. Ladki boli- 2 5 5 1 9. Ladki ne kya kha,, ANS ROSERA CHANDAN RAJ

masti

ek baar santa ki bhains kho gayi
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.wo dundhta hua ek park me pahuncha,
waha ek ladka apni g.f. ki ankho me dekh kr keh raha tha..

jaan mujhe tmhari ankho me puri duniya dikhayi de rahi hai.
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Santa bola,
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Bhai, jara dekh ke bta to meri bhains kaha pr hai

Nark 2 Nerk Free Calling

Laden marne k baad nerk me gaya...
Vaha Yamraj se pucha- 1 call kar lu Pakistan ??
Yamraj-kar lo..

Call k baad,

Laden- kitna bill hua ??
Yam- kuch nhi
laden- Kyu ??
Yam- Nerk 2Nerk Free hai Ghum Le...
HA HA HA...

hello

reply me yr plzzz

love me

tum jo aye zindagai me bat ban gai

ek admi tha wo hass ra ha tha

ek admi tho wo hass ra ha tha

Ksp jokes

me to raste se jaa raha tha,
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me to raste se jaa raha tha,
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me to raste se jaa raha tha,

are aage bol
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are me ghar ja raha tha bas

aadmi ki sach baat

ek aadmi apni bivi ko ghar aakar bhootni kehta he
fir bivi kehti he ki jab aap desi pite ho tab mujhe aishwarya kehte ho,jab aap videsi pite ho tab mujhe katrina kehte ho ,jab aap wine pite ho tab mujhe vidya balan kehte ho ,to fir aaj kyu bhootni.

aadmi kehta he ki aaj maine sprite pi he,
SIDHI BAAT NO BAKWAAS CLEAR HAI!

funny

england's mother guc 9iet dear
hindus mother shubh ratri beta
muslim mother shabba khaibachha jaan &
himachali mother soi jaa bakrua aag lge tere mobilee jo

sad

bahut kuch sikha jati hai zindagi
hansa kar rula jati hai zindagi
g sako to g lo kyounki bahut kuch baki rehta hai or pta hi nhi lagta kab khatam ho jati hai zindagi

meet me

plz any one.....something......

rajesh verma

payar ka naam muhabbt

mujhe apna dost bnane ke liye
call kare 9619181626

B'day

Aaj mera birthday hai aur,
mai apne jaan se bhi zada jise pyaar karta hun.
wo abhi tak muze wish ni kiya....
sad....

Sad sms

Har khushi ghum ka elaan hai,
Har mulakat judai ka aalam hai,
Na rakhna kisi se ummeed ,
Har ummeed dil tutne ka farman hai…