Funny Hindi Jokes SMS

ISHQ ROMANTIC HINDI SMS

Ishq Mohobbat to sabhi karte hain,
Gum-e-Judai se woh sabhi darte hain.
Hum to na ishq karte hain,
Na mohobbat karte hain
bas apno ki ek smile ke liye SMS karte hain!!!.

apna sa lage

Pyar wo jo tumhare jazbat ko samje,
Pyar wo jo tumhare ahsash ko samje,

Mil jate hai duniya main sab apna kehne wale,
Par apna wo jo bina kahe hi tumhari har baat ko samje...
dil se...

love romance

PYAR to 1 ittefak he,
ye to 2 ajnabi ki mulakat he,
PYAR ue nahi dekhta ki hum dur he ya pass he,
isme to sirf YAADE, VISHWAS, AUR JAAZBAT HE...
Dil se...

hum aapko bahut pyar karte hai

Jab tum hasti ho asia lagta hai
Insane kavi Bandar tha,
Is bat sunka guss a karti ho tab lagta ha
Insane abivi Bandar hai.

Goodnight Joke SMS
Andheri sarak. Sansaan kabristaan.
Soni haveli, kala Asmaan,
Raat ho gayee, So-ja Shaitan /!
good night.

Hindi SMS Message
Baba ne davdas ko kaha daru ko char do,
Ma na davdas ko kaha paru ko chor do,
Apko kissne kaha hamko sms karna char do.

Hindi SMS Joke
Hi jaan
May tumha bahat miss karta hu jaan
I love u jaan
Keya tum muza miss karti ho jaan
Ok jaan don,t be excited
It is short for jaanower

love sms

chandni raat thi'woh mere saath thi'haathon mein haath thi,mein uske upar tha'woh mere neeche thi'..............................................................................................................tension mat le yaar'woh meri cycle thi

love sms

sms mins s-For Sanjana
m-For mardala
s-For sabko Ilove you sanjana.

Husband and Wife

Wife:Jab tum Desi pete ho mujhe Paro bulate ho.
Jab tum Beer Pete ho mujhe Darling bulate ho,Par aaj bhutni kyu?
Husband:Kiyuki aaj maine Sprite Pe hai Seedhi Baat No Bakwas clear hai.

jignesh

har phol khusabu mange apase harhasi khusi mange apase apaki jindagi me itani rosani ho ki khud g.e.b vale conecston mange apase

housefull

aik bacha dr. k pass khatnoon k liye gaya larkay nay dekha wahan aik khubsurat larki b bethe hai larka bola apni to aisay waisay thori jaisay jaisay cut jaygy apka kya ho ga janabe aali

heart

is pathar ki duniya me dil aksar tut jaya karte he, is pathar ki duniya me dil aksar tut jaya karte he,
aankhe bhi sambhal kar bandh karna a mere DOST... kyunki palko ke bich bhi sapne tut jaya karte he....

Dil Ka Dard

Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane.
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Pyar ki rasmo ko ye jamane wale kya jane.
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Hoti hai kitni taklif kabar ke niche.
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Ye upar phool chadane wale kya jane..

(vikas)im lots of luv

kisi ki chahat

unhi ko chaha tha,
unhi se pyar hai,
Agar wo jandgi hai,
To Zindgi se pyar hai,
Wo kisi or k ho jayen to koi gum nahi,
Qki hame unse ni ,unki khushi se pyar hai.

santa and banta

santa : mera computer aaj kal sahi nahi chal raha hai
banta:to tum apne computer me windows ke bajaye door lagwa lo

mad

I am mad f0r her but why i am not made f0r her......?

Zindagi

Zindagi cigerate ki tarah hoti hi, enjoy karo...
Warna sulag to rahi hai..
Khatam to waise be ho hi jayegi...