Funny Hindi Jokes SMS

Jitendra Vishwakarma Mumbai9664277233

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Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gae ho
Husband: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gai ho
Wife: Mai to maa banne wali hu
Husband: Mai b to baap banne wala hu

names

hello ????????????????????????????????? what

names

mentle duffer iediet ok

rana

people ke jhard ka ouper kaava
meri bhahan roti banarahi thi tava

aynas

tum kyun mentle huo
ans;kyun kitum paagal huo

cuputer live

Dil agar CPU hota to aapki sabhi yadon ko SAVE Kar sakte,
Dimag mein agar PRINTER hota to khayallo ka PRINT OUT nikal lete,
Dhadkan mein agar PEN DRIVE hoti to zindagi ka BACKUP lete,
Mann mein jo BLUETOOTH hota to baton ko TRANSFER kar lete,
Ankhon mein jo WEBCAM hota to tasvir ko RECEIVE kar lete,
Kash Zindagi bhi ek COMPUTER hoti to use bhi RESTART ker lete,
Kaaash aisa hota?

santa banta

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

CHUT

TERI MA KI CHUT SAALI

Friends

Dil aur Duniya me sirf itna Frq hai ki,



Is Duniya me Bhut log rahte hai aur,



Is



Dil



Me SIRF
Aap



Ki "Bhabhi" rheGE KAMINO Hr jgh khud ko mat gusaya kro.

pyaar

ek bar suno kuch aisa hua
wo mujhko mila
me usko mili
izhar hua
wo chahne laga
mein chahne lagi
use pyaar boht
mujhe pyaar bahot
par kuch yuh hua
wo chor gaya
mai tut gayi
phir kuch yuh mile
wo tanha tha, mein akeli thi
bas hum do they
wo rone laga
mein bebas
raha na payar
na hi izhar tha
bas farq sirf itna tha
.
.
.
wo mitti k uper tha
mei mitti ke niche thi
yeh thi meri love story aaj bhi mein bahot akeli hu or wo tanha plz guys pray for me ke hum phir se ek ho jaye
ilove u partner

dosti

ji karta hain tujhe pyaar du teri dosti pe apni zindagi waar du ,jab nahi aata tera sms to ji karta hain .........
teri khopdi me goli maar du !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOVE SMS

RAJ CHUPANE KA HOTA TO CHUPA LETA,

M HAR DARD UNKA APNA BANA LETA..

WO RO KAR TO DEKHTE FURKAT M MERI,

M HAR ASHAK UNKA PALKO PE SAJA LETA....

Love question

Agar ladka kisi ladki ko 143 bole,aur ladki usko 255195 bole to batao ladki ne ladke se kya kha?

Adult

Ladies to jyotish:kya mere haath mein daulat ki lakeer hai?jyotish haan do lakeerein hain ek aage ek peeche.Ab jis se chaho us se paise kamao-