Funny Hindi Jokes SMS

Zindagi

Zindagi cigerate ki tarah hoti hi, enjoy karo...
Warna sulag to rahi hai..
Khatam to waise be ho hi jayegi...

Kohinoor

Aap aur life partner
suki aur swasth rehna
chahte ho
istemal kare
kohinoor
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Basamati rice
soch badlo desh badlega....!!

dspatel

SIMI bola mujhe banaya kisne,
Jiss jis ke hath lagi mujhe jalaya usne,
Woh SIMI kya jise koi jalane wala na ho,
Woh insan hi kya jise koi chahne wala na ho.

ds

Mere marne ke bad,
Mere kabar me alo ka pair laga dena,
Dekhne wala sochega yeh chand ka soukin tha!

himanshu kumar

Ishq mohobbat to sabhi kare hain,
gum-e-judai se woh sabhi darte hain,
hum to na ishq karte hain,
na mohobbat karte hain
bas apno ki ek smile ke liye SMS karte hain ...

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Husband and Wife Hindi Joke
Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gae ho
Husband: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gai ho
Wife: Mai to maa banne wali hu
Husband: Mai b to baap banne wala hu

coool

i m more than my name,
if u r bad then call me dad

shashi2531@gmail.com

Hi jaan shashi
May tumha bahat miss karta hu jaan
I love u jaan
Keya tum muza miss karti ho jaan
Ok jaan don,t be excited
It is short for jaanower
Haahaahaa

shashi2531@gmail.com

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai,
aaj nahin aaya,
kaha na kabhi kabhi aata hai

SMS Fun Hindi

hi friends

Uve touched my heart
uve touched my soul.
bcos of u I now feel whole.
U'll always b my closest friend.
u'll b in my heart 2 the very end.
friends just sand only sms and morning am 9:0am to 5 pm only calls

09396960909

funny sms

santa-main to waqt ke sath apne sare dosto ko bhool gaya tha par 1 film dekhi to sab phir yad aa gye
banta -konsi film
santa- kamine

NAZAR

NAZAR KO NAZAR KI NAZAR SE MAT DEKHO NAZAR KO NAZAR KI NAZAR LAG JAYEGI NAZAR KO NAZAR LAG GAYI TO FIR HAMARI NAZAR KIDHAR JAYEGI

funny

Din me
chain nahi,

Rat ko neend

Ji na lage kahi,

Ya khuda!
kya yahi pyar hai?
Khuda: said nahi beta ye garmi ki shurwat hai.'
Happy summer 2010

funny

Din me
chain nahi,

Rat ko neen

Ji na lage kahi,

Ya khuda!
kya yahi pyar hai?
Khuda: said nahi beta ye garmi ki shurwat hai.'
Happy summer 2010

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii dear h r u ?

Husband and Wife Hindi Joke
Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gae ho
Husband: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gai ho
Wife: Mai to maa banne wali hu
Husband: Mai b to baap banne wala hu

Hindi Funny Rude SMS
Life Was Lonely,
No One Was There,
I Had No Good Friend,
And When U Came Into My Life,
I Realised That…
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“Akele He Theek Tha Yaar”

This is another rude Funny Hindi SMS Joke
Sabse Pyare?
AAP HO
Sabse Smart?
AAP HO
Sabse Sweet?
AAP HO
Sabse Mast?
AAP HO
Zyada uchhlo mat
Ye MSG muje aya tha
APKO sirf forward kiya

Ishq Romantic HIndi Shayari
Ishq Mohobbat to sabhi karte hain,
Gum-e-Judai se woh sabhi darte hain.
Hum to na ishq karte hain,
Na mohobbat karte hain
bas apno ki ek smile ke liye SMS karte hain!!!.

Hindi SMS
Kya Bindaas hava chal rahi hai,
birdy gaana ga rahe hain,
Cow log grass eat rahe hain,
shayaane log SMS kar rahe hain
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain

Another Funny Hindi Joke
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai,
aaj nahin aaya,
kaha na kabhi kabhi aata hai

SMS Fun Hindi
panditji ne apke mobile ki raashi dekh kar
bataya hai ki .aapke mobile per kanjusi ki
maha dasha mandra rahi hai ,turant mujhe dher sare
sms bhej ke grah shanti kaaren..... dhanyawad

Another Hindi SMS
Excellent mind,pyara sa chera,mithi awaaj,
masoom aankhe,perfect personality,khushmijaz
ye to hue meri baat or batao...Kaise ho aap??

Funny Joke
What will Himesh Reshmaiyya say to magnify a picure..?
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Zara Zoom Zoom...

Hindi Teaser SMS
The secret of my Energy?
Boost?
No
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Horlicks?
No no
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Complan?
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Then What?
Mai bola tha na... woh secret hai,
phir kyon bar bar pooch rahe ho?