Who has a longer life span, the frog or the cat?
The cat has nine lives, but the frog, he croaks every night and sees the next morning!
Why was the scarecrow appreciated?
For being the most outstanding in the field.
What do you call an alien with no nose and body?
Is Peter Pan still flying?
Yes, he is a Neverlander!
What colour is the wind?
Blew of course!
Why are trains un-reliable?
They are loco-motives.
How did the trees in the park access the wifi?
They logged on.
Why did the lion refuse to race?
He didn’t want to compete with a cheat-ah.