What colour is the wind?
Blew of course!
Why are trains un-reliable?
They are loco-motives.
How did the trees in the park access the wifi?
They logged on.
Why did the lion refuse to race?
He didn’t want to compete with a cheat-ah.
Why can’t you count in Afghanistan?
Because of the tally ban.
What does a mamma cow tell a baby cow?
How did a person make coffee in biblical times?
Why did the student stop writing with his pencil?
It was pointless.
How do you overcome hurdles?
You get over them.