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What colour is the wind?
Blew of course!

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Why are trains un-reliable?
They are loco-motives.

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How did the trees in the park access the wifi?
They logged on.

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Why did the lion refuse to race?
He didn’t want to compete with a cheat-ah.

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Why can’t you count in Afghanistan?
Because of the tally ban.

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What does a mamma cow tell a baby cow?
Diary-tales

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How did a person make coffee in biblical times?
He-brew-ed it.

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Why did the scientist become obsessed with the article on anti-gravity?
He just couldn’t put it down.
#MadScientist
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Why did the student stop writing with his pencil?
It was pointless.

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How do you overcome hurdles?
You get over them.

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