What do you call Chewbacca when he gets chocolate in his fur?
A chocolate chip Wookie!
Q: And why can’t you count on his to pick up the tab?
A: Because he’s always a little short.
Who was the first cat to fly an airplane?
Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone?
A: A golden receiver!
Q: What do you get when you cross a frog and a dog?
A: A croaker spaniel!