Q: What looks like half a cat?
A: The other half!
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?
A: A sourpuss!
Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?
A: The Pink Panter Show!
Q: Why did the cat wear a dress?
A: She was feline fine.
Q: How do you get a wet pussy?
A: Put it in the shower.
Q: There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?
A: None, because they were copycats!