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Q: What looks like half a cat?
A: The other half!

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Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?
A: A sourpuss!

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Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?
A: The Pink Panter Show!

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Q: Why did the cat wear a dress?
A: She was feline fine.

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Q: Why did the cat wear a dress?
A: She was feline fine.

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Q: How do you get a wet pussy?
A: Put it in the shower.

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Q: There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?
A: None, because they were copycats!

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