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Ek sipahi ne ek sajjan se kaha-  Maph kijiye mujhe pata nahi tha ki park ke andhere kone me aap jis aurat ko chum rahe the vah aapki patni thi.
Sajjan bole," maphi ki koi bat nahi. aapne jab torch ki rausani dali tabhi mujhe bhi yah pata chala."
                                   
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Patni:  Kya tum auraton se darte ho?
Pati:   Nahin, auraton ki mango se darta hun.
                                   
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ek din mai bhi logo ke tarah begana tha!
be fikra hoke ghoomta tha jaise parwana tha!
sadi karne ke bad pata chala dosto
mai bhi kisi jalim ka khajana tha!
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Do dost apas me majak kar rahe the.
1st- Vada kar ki apni bivi ki pahli kis mujhe lene dega.
2nd- Vada hai par meri bhi ek sart hai.
1st- Bolo!!!
2nd- Apni sadi teri bahan se karunga.
                         
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Do dost apas me majak kar rahe the.
1st- Vada kar ki apni bivi ki pahli kis mujhe lene dega.
2nd- Vada hai par meri bhi ek sart hai.
1st- Bolo!!!
2nd- Apni sadi teri bahan se karunga.
                         
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Captain:  Naujavan aage badho.
Itna sunte hi sabhi sainik aage badh gaye lekin santa vahin khada rah gaya.
Captain ne santa se pucha- Santa tum kyon nahi gaye.
Santa: Sir apne to kaha nau javan aage badho lekin mai to 10va javan hun.
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Do aurat aapas me apne-apne pati ki badai karne lage.
Pahli: mera pati bahut padha likha hai.
Dusari: mera pati sabse jyada padha likha hai.
Pahli: tumhra pati kitna padha hai?
Dusari: mera pati itna padha likha hai ki wo kuch likh de to koi nahi padh pata hai. Lekin tumhara pati kitna padha likha hai?
Pahli: mera pati itna padha likha hai, itna padha likha hai ki yadi wo kuch likh de to wo khud nahi padh pata hai.
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Aey Ishq Suna Tha Tu Andha Hai,Fir Mere Ghar Ka Rasta Tujhe Kisne Bataya,,SPSONU
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