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Divided by remote 🤣🤣🤣😹😂

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A panicked dad called 911 saying that his toddler swallowed his shaving blade. “What did you do?”, asked the responder. “I used my electric shaver.”, replied the dad.

#911 #razor
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A martial arts teacher was talking to a large group of teenagers. One young man made an extremely rude remark about the teacher to the girl next to him. Terrible annoyed, she scowled at him and asked, “Do you know who I am? I am that teacher’s daughter”. “Oh!”, replied the young man before asking, “Do you know who I am?”. “No!”, she replied. “Good!”, he exclaimed before making a quick exit.
#MartialArtist #FootInMouth
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Two children were discussing ways to make money. One child told the other that the easiest way was to blackmail adults. “But I do not know any secrets about the adults!”, complained one child. “That doesn’t matter. Just tell them that you know the truth.”, advised the second child.
The child tried his luck with his father. As soon as he told his father, “I know the truth.”, the father begged him to keep it a secret and gave him 25$. He tried the same with his mother and she begged him not to tell his father and gave him 30$. The child was encouraged and decided to try his luck with the gardener. “I know the truth!”, he told the gardener. The gardener laughed and cried at the same time and hugged him saying, “I’m so glad you know that I’m your dad!”.
#Blackmail
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Prayers 😁

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Happens🤪😂

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Two women were discussing their in-laws and one said, “I’m so lucky. My in-laws are angels.”. “You’re lucky!”, sighed the other, “Mine are very much alive.”.
#Angels #InLaws
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One day a woman heard a great noise outside her house and stepped out to see her neighbor watching his mother-in-law getting beaten up by three women. Shocked, she asked him, “Why are you just standing there? Can’t you go help?”. He replied, “No, I think three is more than enough”.
#MomInLaw
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A group of siblings were teasing their mother for making jokes. “You cannot make jokes so why bother?”, they asked her. She replied, “I made you!”.
#MomJokes
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