Why were all the dolphins high?
They tried the seaweed.
Did the painting deserve a prison sentence?
No, the poor guy was framed.
Why was the hair stylist always punctual at work?
He knew every shortcut!
Are all sea creatures generous?
No, some are shellfish.
A boy asked his dad how much it costs to get married.
Dad replied, “I don’t really know son. I’m still paying.”.
Why was the mom-spider angry with the dad-spider?
Because he spent too much time on the web.