A teenager went to the local amusement park. He saw a sign that advertised that the lady at the counter had the world’s longest memory. He did not usually fall for such attractions but decided to go and see what she was all about. He walked up to her and asked what she had for breakfast exactly 10 years ago. She replied that she had bread. He found the answer too generic and presumed that she had just made it up. He didn’t visit the fair again until ten years later. He was surprised to find that the very same woman at the fair with the same sign. He walked up to her intending to ask her, “How are you?”. She stopped him at, “How…”, and replied, “Toasted with butter on it”.