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I found a pen on my desk and asked the blonde sitting at the next desk if it was hers. She asked for the pen, wrote with it and said it was hers. I asked how she knew. Well, I wrote with it and it writes in my handwriting she said.
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A blonde was filling a form. She filled in most things quickly. Suddenly she paused. After thinking for a while she wrote something on the paper. Out of curiosity, I peeped at the form. For the nearest relative, she had written: 2 miles.

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1st Blonde: “What a nice doctor, he paid me a compliment.”
2nd Blonde: “What did he say?”
1st Blonde: “He said I had acute pancreatitis.”


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Why did the blonde pharmacist tiptoe around one medicine cabinet?
She was trying not to wake up the sleeping pills.

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F5

A co-worker asked the blonde secretary why she was holding down the “F5” key. She replied, “Shhhhh….it is refreshing!”

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