A person sees a sign outside a home saying that they have a talking cat that they want to give away. Intrigued by the sign a lady walks in and strikes up a conversation with the cat. The cat gives the lady an account of her whole life. She tells her how she was a kitten in a foreign country, stowed away on a ship and about her many adventures. The lady was so taken up with the cat that she didn’t even realise that hours had gone by. She made a splendid offer for the cat that the owner happily accepted. Out of curiosity, she asked the owner why he wanted to be rid of such a marvellous creature. He replied that the cat was lying and did not do half the things that she said that she had.
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