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A bear lost all his teeth. What was he called?
Gummy bear.

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There were two frogs in a tank. What did one frog ask the other?
“Shall I drive?”.
#Frog #Tank
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A woman kept a hen that she was very fond of. One day the hen walked up to her and said, “Book book book!”. The lady was excited that the hen wanted a book and gave her a book. After a while, the hen returned with the book and gave it back. She started off again, “Book book book!”. The woman was amused and gave her another book which she took and returned with after a while. This continued through the day. After a few hours, the woman was a little tired of the routine and running out of books. She gave the hen a book and then quietly followed her to see what she was doing with the books. The hen carried the book to a shady place by the pond where she gave it to a frog. The frog looked at the book and said, “Redit redit redit!”. The chicken then picked up the book and returned to the woman’s house.
#Hen #Frog #Book
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Why were the fish high?
They ate sea-weed.

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What did the cartoonist call the bunny who had fleas?
Bugs

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What did the crocodile in a vest do?
He was an in-vest-i-gator.

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A frog and a cat were in a heated argument as to who had more lives. The cat boasted, “I have 9 lives!”. The frog replied, “I have more. I croak every day.”
#LongLife #Frog #Cat
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Why did the horse find the barn too noisy?
All the cows had horns.

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A panda walks into a restaurant and eats his dinner. He then puts his fork and spoon down and takes a handgun out and shoots the waiter. He then walks out. The manager runs behind him and tries to stop him and get an explanation. The panda stops and says that it is his nature. He tells the manager to look up pandas in the encyclopedia. Sure enough, the encyclopedia says that the panda eats shoots and leaves.
#Panda #Shoots
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Why are crabs stingy?
They are shellfish.

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