A man broke into a house that seemed unoccupied. As soon as he entered he saw a parrot in a cage. It made a huge racket and screeched at him that Jesus was watching him. He was terribly amused and started to make conversation with the parrot. He asked the parrot what his name was and the parrot replied, “Tweety”. The man laughed some more and asked, “Who would choose that name for a parrot?”. “Well,”, replied the parrot, “the same old lady who named the German Shepherd Jesus.”.