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A person sees a sign outside a home saying that they have a talking cat that they want to give away. Intrigued by the sign a lady walks in and strikes up a conversation with the cat. The cat gives the lady an account of her whole life. She tells her how she was a kitten in a foreign country, stowed away on a ship and about her many adventures. The lady was so taken up with the cat that she didn’t even realise that hours had gone by. She made a splendid offer for the cat that the owner happily accepted. Out of curiosity, she asked the owner why he wanted to be rid of such a marvellous creature. He replied that the cat was lying and did not do half the things that she said that she had.
#TalkingCat #Animal Jokes
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What do sheep drive?
Lamb-orghinis.

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The young mosquito had his first night out and returned home very happy. “People loved me, mom!”, he said. “Do you know how many clapped for me!!”.
#Mosquito #Applause
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How do birds fly so high?
They just wing it.

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Which animal should you never do business with?
A cheetah!

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A bear lost all his teeth. What was he called?
Gummy bear.

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There were two frogs in a tank. What did one frog ask the other?
“Shall I drive?”.
#Frog #Tank
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A woman kept a hen that she was very fond of. One day the hen walked up to her and said, “Book book book!”. The lady was excited that the hen wanted a book and gave her a book. After a while, the hen returned with the book and gave it back. She started off again, “Book book book!”. The woman was amused and gave her another book which she took and returned with after a while. This continued through the day. After a few hours, the woman was a little tired of the routine and running out of books. She gave the hen a book and then quietly followed her to see what she was doing with the books. The hen carried the book to a shady place by the pond where she gave it to a frog. The frog looked at the book and said, “Redit redit redit!”. The chicken then picked up the book and returned to the woman’s house.
#Hen #Frog #Book
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