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Who has a longer life span, the frog or the cat?
The cat has nine lives, but the frog, he croaks every night and sees the next morning!

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Why was the scarecrow appreciated?
For being the most outstanding in the field.

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What do you call an alien with no nose and body?
Ummmm…...no-body-nose!

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Is Peter Pan still flying?
Yes, he is a Neverlander!

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What colour is the wind?
Blew of course!

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Why are trains un-reliable?
They are loco-motives.

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How did the trees in the park access the wifi?
They logged on.

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Why did the lion refuse to race?
He didn’t want to compete with a cheat-ah.

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