What was the magician’s dog named? !
What happened to the apple who crossed the road?
He made a traffic jam.
Today, the belt and suspender got arrested.
Why? They were in a hold-up of pants.
What did the mushroom say to his girlfriend when she broke up with him?
Why.. I’m a fungi !!
Woman to police officer: “Officer, this man attacked me by
pouring hot milk on me. How dairy!”.