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What was the magician’s dog named? !
Abracadabrador

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What happened to the apple who crossed the road?
He made a traffic jam.

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Today, the belt and suspender got arrested.
Why? They were in a hold-up of pants.

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What did the mushroom say to his girlfriend when she broke up with him?
Why.. I’m a fungi !!

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Define Atheism. Ans: A non-prophet organisation of course.
#Puns #Atheism #Religion
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I love my seafood diet. Whenever I see food I eat it!
#Puns #Diets
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Woman to police officer: “Officer, this man attacked me by
pouring hot milk on me. How dairy!”.

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