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Mom to daughter: “Mary, am I a bad mom?”
Daughter to mom: “No you aren’t mom. And my name is Maddie.”

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A little boy spent all day asking his mom questions. She replied to each one of them with great patience and a smile. “How do you know all the answers Mom?”, he asked. She replied that all moms had to pass an exam to become moms. He thought about it for a while and then answered, “So, if you do not pass…...you become a Dad?”. Mom replied, “Exactly!!”.
#MotherKnowsBest #DadJoke #MomJoke
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The toddler asked her mom why computers were so smart. Mom replied that it was because they obeyed the ‘mother-board’.
#MotherKnowsBest #MotherBoard #Computers
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Mom and I were arguing about our favourite composers. I thought her favourites were all too old fashioned. To prove my point I asked her what her favourite composers were doing. She replied, “De-composing!”.

#MomJokes #Composers #Music
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