Olden days golden days
What three rings do you need to marry one of Walder Frey's daughters? Wedding Ring.
What did the dragon have at McDonalds?
A Qarther Pounder.
What is the name of the Stark family barbershop?
Winter is Combing.
What is the Nights Watch oath?
Crows before Hoes
What soup killed Robb Stark?
Italian Wedding Massacre.
What stopped winter from coming?
Winterfell and it can't get up!
Q: What did Santa Claus say to the young padawan?
A: Merry The Force Be With You.