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An old man was very sad as he was growing too old to dig up and plant the vegetable patch behind his house. His son used to help him till he got arrested for a bank robbery. He wrote a letter to his son expressing how much he missed having him at home to help him dig up the vegetable patch. The son replied immediately telling his father to not dig up the patch as that was where he had buried his stuff. The father was surprised to see that after the letter arrived there were cops all over his backyard digging it up and looking for hidden things. They soon gave up and left. The next letter from his son apologised for the cops coming home but explained that that was the best way he could help him dig up the vegetable patch. He hoped there would be a bountiful harvest soon.
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What do you call a dad that you can walk over?
Step-dad!

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What do you call a frostbitten dad?
A pop-sicle!

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Guess who the baby corn was looking for?
Pop-corn!

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