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Are all sea creatures generous?
No, some are shellfish.

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A boy asked his dad how much it costs to get married.
Dad replied, “I don’t really know son. I’m still paying.”.

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Why was the mom-spider angry with the dad-spider?
Because he spent too much time on the web.

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How do men exercise at the Pool?
By sucking their bellies in every time a lady walks by.

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Woman 1: “My son suffers from a drinking problem.”
Woman 2: “I didn’t know that he drinks.”
Woman 1: “He doesn’t. His wife drinks. He suffers.”

#Suffering #DrinkingProblem
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A man visiting his friend’s office was surprised to see that all his colleagues came in early. He asked his friend why. He replied that there were 5 parking spots and 10 colleagues.
#ParkingWoes #ComingInEarly
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