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Why did the blonde who dropped a packet of flour on the supermarket shoo away the staff who arrived to clean it up? 
Because she knew the flour was self-rising flour.
#Blonde #SelfrisingFlour #Cooking
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Why did the manager fire the chef?
He kept roasting his colleagues.

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Why do you never tell an egg a joke?
You might crack him up.

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My mom comes in and finds me relaxing on the sofa. 
Mom: “I thought you were cooking today.”
Me: “The recipe says to ‘chill for an hour’”.
#CookingJokes #Chillin
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