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A blonde reported for her first day at work. The boss asked her to make 30 copies of a letter. She went to the copier and returned with 13 copies. The boss told her that he wanted 30, not 13 copies. So she threw the 13 copies in the bin and went off to make 30 copies.
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A blonde walks into a convenience store and points a firearm at the cashier and tells him to hand over all the cash or he is geography. The cashier fearfully starts handing over the cash and asks her if she means history and not geography. She gets angry and brings the firearm closer to him snapping, “Give me the money and don’t change the subject.”.
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Why did the blonde give up on using her calculator and throw it away?
Because it didn’t have a 10 button.
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A man looked puzzled as his blonde wife returned within 5 minutes of leaving home for church. He asked her what happened. I saw a sign that said “Church Left”.
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Why did the blonde get run over?
The sign said do not walk, so she crawled.

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Why did the blonde stop using the internet?
It kept asking her to accept cookies when she was on a diet.

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