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Kannada Jokes
hallu naaligege heliddu: naanu ninna joraagi press maadidare, neenu kattarisi hogteeya
naalige helitu : naanu 1 pada tappaagi helidare, ninna ellaa 32 aache barutte..


hudugi thanna thandege thanna maduveya bagge helidalu.
thande: ivana bali duddu ideyaa?
hudugi: appa, ee gandasare ishtu. avanu kooda idanne kelida.


huduga: naanu ninna photo tegeyale?
hudugi: yaake?
huduga: sumne nanna maguvige torisi, nimmamma yauvanadhalli heege iddalendu heloke
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 6:08:31 AM

 

Variety Kannada Jokes
tourist : yaara taleburade idu?
guide : sir m. visveswarayyanavara tale burude idu.
tourist : hauda...adara pakkadalliruva chikka taleburude yaraddu?
guide : adu visveswarayyanavaru chikkavaraagiddaaga iddaddu!


newton na niyamagalige hosa serpade.....
ene adaru loose motion annu endigu slow motion nalli maadalu sadhyavilla !!


gunda mattu seena praana snehitaru. ondu dina seena sattu hoda. aaga police navaru saavina tanikege bandaru.
police : nimma snehita hege sattaru ?
gunda : hotteyolage ili odaadida haagaagtide anta koogtidda. adakke ili paashaana kotbitte. !!!


nanage gottu nimage olle kannada barutte anta, adakke ondu sanna test ashte....
'nari nuri kori tiri'
ee melinadaralli 'ri' tigedu odi..... ?


english baasheya vakyagalannu kannadakke anuvada madidare entaha haasya huttuttade nodi.
1. have a nice day anuvada : olle dina tago.
2. what's up? anuvada : mele enide?
3. keep in touch anuvada : muttutta iru.....!!!
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 6:05:57 AM

 

Different Kannada Jokes
snehita : ellige hogidde ?
kanjus pandu : girl friend jote film ge hogidde !
snehita : eshtu karchayitu ?
kanjus pandu : 500 Rs
snehita : ashtonda ???
kanjus pandu : avala hattira iddidde ashtu !!!


prayanika : makkalige ardha charge taane?
conductor : haudu, aidakke kadime iddare tegedukolluvudilla.
prayanika : haagaadare nanage naalke makkalu enda.


rakesha : ninne dina nimma tandeyavaru kolakke dhumiki 3 gantegala kaala nirolagiddarante hauda. !
umesha : adenu maha? mooru varshagala hinde nadige dhumukida namma tata innu horabande illa. !!!


ravi - enthentaha mahan vyaktigalu nanna tandege tale baguttare gotta?
ratna - nimma tande mahan vyaktigale agirabeku.
ravi-- illa avarobba 'kshaurika'.


75 varshada hale dampatige gandu maguvayitu.
maguvanna nodalu sakashtu jana bandaru. bandavarella, maguna enanta matadisuttiddaru gotta ???
chi kalla ella appana haage ondu hallilla !!!
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 6:06:45 AM

 

Funny Kannda Jokes
maga : appa, gulabi gida nettu ondu vaara aadru beru beledilla !
appa : adu ninge hege gottu ?
maga : adannu naanu dina kittu nodtaane iddini !!


shiva parvati computer course yaake maadalilla gotta??
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avara maga ganapati mouse tagondu tour hogidda adakke....!


venkamma : ree savitramma, exam time nalli nan maglu tv, phone, mobile, computer yaavudannu muttallari......
savitramma : aden maha bidi venkamnore, nan maga pustakane muttalla !!!


jipuna gunda omme hannina angadige hogi baalehannina bele vichaarisida.
angadi maalika ondu baale hannige ondu rupayi anda.
gunda: 60 paisege kodtiya?
angadi maalika: 60 paisege baale hannina sippe maatra baratte .......enda !
gunda ondu nimisha yochisi
gunda: sari 40 paise kodtini, hannu kottu sippe neene ittuko anda !!


thande peon ge: ee college hegidhe? nanna magana bhavishya chennaagiruttaa?
peon: bhavishya chennaagirutte, naanu kooda idhe college nalle nanna engineering odiddu!
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 6:07:50 AM

 

Short Kannada Jokes
ramu bus stopnalli busgaagi kaayta nintidda. somu allige bike nalli banda.
somu : lift bekaa ?
ramu : bedaa.. bedaa.. ee namma mane ground floor nallide.


praamanikateya paramavadhi andare yavudu gotta ?
exam hall nalli cheeti tegedukondu hogi, adannu nodade bareyuvudu ! ! !


gunda pustakada angadiyalli ondu calender kelida.
angadiyaata yaava calender bekendu prashnisida
adakke gunda, 'jaasti raje iro calender kodappa' enda..!!


pandu maneyalli 25 jana makkalu.
gunda : enayya 25 jana iddira ! family planning navaru barale ilva ?
pandu : bandidru, school andkondu vapas hodru !!!


thande : puttu ninage pocket money endu 100 rupayi kotre enu madtiya ?
puttu : nimmanna nambokkagolla. modalu adannu enisi noduttene !


hunja : i love u !
koli : neenu nannannu eshtu preetisuttiya ?
hunja : ninagoskara enu bekadru madtini !
koli : haagadre, nanna tara motte idu nodona !!!
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 6:07:07 AM

 

Laugh Aloud Kannada Jokes
(broker mattu gundanna )
gundanna : ninu en antha maduve maadide, nanna sose maduve aada maraneya dina vaanti madidalu.
broker : ade naanu helidu hudugige - 21 varusha 3 tingalu anta. !!!


gunda: le timma ninage cancer idre ellarigu aids anta yaako helta iddiya ?
timma: yaakendre naanu satta mele yaaru saha nanna hendtige line hodibardu anta... :) :)


janajagrutigaagi motor bike jatha itkondiddeve sir !
oho....... olledu. andhage yaava uddeshakke ?
petrol ulisi!!!


iruve : hey aane nange ninna chaddi kodu
aane : nanna chaddi ninge aagutta !
iruve : naale nanna magala maduve ide, adakke shamiyaana hakabeku adakke !!!


modalella jana phone madidre nimma kade male ayta anta? ennuttiddaru.
eega....
phone maadi,
nimma kade bomb blast aayta anta keltare kanri...?


ajja : lo gunda ninna teacher bartiddare bachchittuko.
gunda : modalu neenu bachchittuko.
ajja : yaako gunda !!
gunda : neenu sattiddiya anta ondu vaara shalege raje hakidde.!!!
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 6:07:28 AM

 

Jokes in Kannada
kopadinda customer: enayya, soup kodovaaga ninna kaiberalu adaralli biddittu
waiter: paravaagilla sir, soup bisiyaagenoo illa bidi


ondu magu garbiniyannu noduttaa:
nimma hotteyalli enide?
aake: adaralli nanna muddu maguvide
magu : adhu muddaagiddare, neeneke adannu tindu bitte?


obba engineer student tanna kasagudisuva thammanige:
"nanna hatra degree ide, talent ide, 4 varshahudugia kashta ide. ninna hatra enide?".
tamma : nan hatra nannade svanta kelasavide


1ne vyakti naayiyondige kulitiruttaane.
2ne vyakti: ninna naayi kachchuttaa?
1ne vyakti: illa
2ne vyakti kulitukolluttaane, naayi kachchuttade
2ne vyakti kelida, neenu helideyalla ee naayi kachchuvudilla endu!
1ne vyakti: idu nanna naayi alla


huduga devarige:
nanage jebu tumba duddu, ondu kelasa, mattu ondu dodda gaadi tumbaa hudugiyaru beku
devaru tathaastu enda, avanu bus conductor aagihoda
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 6:08:12 AM

 
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