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Teacher Student Kannada Jokes are about the happier and lighter side of school life with students giving silly answers and teachers scolding students.

Teacher Student Kannada Jokes
Teacher: Disulphur Dichloride andre enu?
Student: jamba lakadi pamba
Teacher: enu? Neenu heliddu artha aagilla?
Student: nanagoo ashte sir


Teacher: gunda, schoolge dinaagalu nadkondu bartiyalla, government kotta cycle enaayto?
Gunda: Ellarigoo upayoga aagli anta baadigege bittiddeeni sir.


Teacher: saayuvaaga baayalli enu haakabeku?
Gunda: Birla Cement Madam
Teacher: yaake?
Gunda: idaralli JEEVA ide



Teacher: neenu yaara maga?
Huduga: Naanu vishwasundari maga Sir
Teacher: sullu heltiyaa?
Huduga: nija sir, nan thande vishwa, nan thaayi sundari.sir
By (anonymous)
on 10/24/2010 9:17:54 AM

 

Teacher Student School Jokes
teacher : rasteyalli hanada purse sikkare neevu enu maduttiri?
gunda : purse bisaadtivi miss.
teacher : yaarigu illada haagaaguttalla?
gunda : olagade iro hanavannu tegedukondiruttevalla !!!


taragatiyalli shyamuvannu teacher kelidaru.
shyamu rahasyavendarenu helo?
appa kiviyalli heliddannu amma bayalli oorigella tilisuvude rahasya..! enda.


shikshaka : jagattina atyanta haleya praani yaavudu?
ranga : zebra
shikshaka : aduhege?
ranga : zebra innu black and white alva sir!!


teacher : operation maadovaaga doctor galu, mask yaake haakikoltaare gotta??
chintu : operation fail aadre patient gurutu hidibaaradalva!! adakke teacher.


teacher : makkale neevu chennaagi odi deshakke olle hesaru tanni.
sishya : yaake teacher india anno hesaru chennagilva !!!


meshtru : neevu mooru jana onde tara iddira. anda haage nimmappa en kelasa maadtare ?
hudugaru : nammappa xerox angadi ittiddaare !!!
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 6:18:56 AM

 

Teacher Student Jokes in Kannada
ondu dina master shaaleyalli ganita kalisutiddaru. aaga gundanige,
“gunda 1+1 koodisidare baruva uttaravenu?” gundanige enu arthavaagalilla.
aga meshtru eradu kaiya ondondu beralugalannu jodisi, “eega helo bekoopa” anta baidaru. aagalu enu helade vichaara madahattida.
“enu vichaara maduttiddiyo?”
“sir, aa eradu kai beralu kudidare neevu oota hege maduviri saar…!”

kannada, english, ganita ee mooru subjectugala teachers onde room nalliddaru. omme avara roomige kalla banda. English teacharu thief.. thief.. catch him endu kiruchidaru.
kannada madam.. kalla.. kalla.. hidiri hidiri endru...
ee sandarbadalli ganitada miss enantaare?
uttara : 420... 420.... 420..

kannada paatha maadta idda meshtru preeti mattu vaatsalyada naduve iruva vyatyaasa enu? anta kelidru.
tattane eddu ninta suresha uttara kotta.. saar neevu nimma magalu vatsalanna vatsee andre adu vaatsalya, ade naanu vatsee.... andre adu preeti.

teacher : bhoomigu chandranigu enu sambamdha..?
gunda : anna tangi sambandha sir..
teacher : adu hege...?
gunda : ekendare bhoomina naavu thaayi anta kareetivi.. chandranannu naavu mama anta kariteevi.. adakke sir..

upanyaasaka : gandhi jayanti bagge prabandha bareyiri
gunda : gandhi obba dodda manushya aadare jayanti yaaru anta nanage gottilla.
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 6:17:47 AM

 

School Jokes in Kannada
teacher: santa, helu aane mattu iruveyalli yavudu doddadu?
santa : modalu iveradu huttida varsha heli, takshana uttara heluttini!


teacher: "ninna home work yaake nimma thandheya kai barahadhallidhe?"
pappu: "naanu avara pen upayogisidhe"


Teacher: naanu paata maaduttiddaaga, neeneke harate hodeyuththidde?
pappu: oh! Idhu appata sullu. Naanu ondhe baari hege malagi maataadalu saadhya??


headmaster: ee sala neenu 75% marks baro haage try maadbeku.
student: 100% percent barohaage maadteeni sir!
h.m: hey joke maadbeda...
student: yaaru first joke maadavru?


gunda maneyinda kalisidda maavina hannugalannu meshtrige kotta. meshtrige kushiyaytu....
gunda, sanje nimmanege bartino....
yaake sir....
entu maavina hannugalannu kottu kalisida ninnappanige thanks helabekunta....
sir.... sir.... neevu thanks helalebekundre.... entara badalu hanneradu anta helakagutta sir.... ?


teacher: 1869ralli enaayithu?
gunda:gottillaa sir.
teacher:adhu Gandhi avara huttidha varsha
matte 1873ralli enaayithu helu?
gunda: adhu Gandhi avara naalkane huttuhabba
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 6:18:11 AM

 

Kannada Teacher Student Jokes
teacher: ninna thandeya hesaru enu?
student: google kumar.
teacher: yaake intaha vichitra hesaru?
student:yaake andre avaru yaavaagaloo nannannu hudukuttale iruttaare!!!


teacher : vidyarthigale manassininda praartane maadi devaru enu vara bekaadaru kodtane;
student : adella sullu.
teacher : yaake?
student : adu nijaane aagidre neevu modalane dinaane bere school ge hogtidri.


miss : neenu homework tappu maadiddi...tappu maadida kaige eradu etu kodtini andidde...nenapidya???
puttu : haudu miss...aadre adakke neevu nammanege bar bekaagutte!"
miss : yaake?
puttu : yaakendre...tappu maadiro kai nammappandu..!!


education officer school nalli parikshe maadalu bandaru. ondu class ge bandu hudugarannu prashne maadidaru...
draupadi vastraapaharana maadiddu yaaru ?
makkalu : kannada meshtru bandiralilla adakke head master maadi hodaru...... !!!


kannada grammar patha maduttiddaaga :
teacher : ’ka’ iddaddu ’ku’ agabekadare ’kombu’ kodabeku.
seena : haagaadare ’cha’ iddaddu ’chu’ aagabekadare ’chombu’ kodabeka teacher ??!!!


teacher : ’unnati’ viruddha pada enu ?
gunda : ’avanati’
teacher : ’lucky' virudda pada enu ?
gunda : ’avalakki’ !!
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 6:18:33 AM

 

Amusing Teacher and Student Kannada Jokes
teacher : ee shaaleyalli yaaru somari allavo kai ettiri.... ?
gundananna bittu ella vidhyarthigalu kai ettidaru.
teacher : yaako gunda kai ettilla ?
gunda : ayyo hogi teacher, yaaru kai ettuttare !!!


college vidhyarthi gate hattira cigarete sedutta nintidda.
principal : lo katte badava eno maduttiddiya ?
vidhyarthi : neevu taane sir heliddu, kettaddannu suttu haaki anta, naanu adanne maadtaa iddini !!!


teacher : nijavaada kannadiga yaaru ? gunda neenu helu ?
gunda : english subjectnalli fail aadavaru teacher !!!


gunda : neevu paatha maaduvaga nannappana nenapaagutte.
shikshaka : yaako gunda ?
gunda : nammappanu nimma tharane pedda. avanigu ganita helikodoke barodilla sir !


shikshaka : lo venki, ninne shalege yaako baralilla??
venki : mauna.
shikshaka : bega bogalo muththala.
venki : bow bow bow......!!!!!


meshtru : gunda nimma appa yaaru ?
gunda : ammana ganda sir....
meshtru : amma yaaru ?
gunda : appana hendati sir....
meshtru (sittininda) : appa amma yaaru ?
gunda : ganda hendti sir !!!


meshtru: lo santa, yaako bacteria chitra baredilla.. eno daadi ninage..?
santa : sariyaagi nodi sir... bacteria chitra barediddini..
meshtru : enu kaanta ilvallo... bari kaali paper ide?
santa : bacteria bari kannige kanodilla anta neevu helidralla sir. Microscope inda nodi sir


teacher : gunda, kivi keladavarige english nalli enendu kareyuttare ?
gunda : enu bekadru kareyabahudu..... yaakendre avarige kivi kelisalla... !!!


huduga : sir, nanna fail maadi.... nimma kaalu hiditini....
meshtru : yaako ? elru pass maadi andre neenu fail madi anthiya ?
huduga : nammappa pass adre college ge haktini, fail adre maduve maadtini andiddare


meshtru : dinadinda dinakke chikkadaguttiruva vastugalige udaaharane kodi.
punda : hotel idli dose.... mattu..... city hudugiyara batte sir !!!
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 6:19:23 AM

 

Teacher Student Kannada Jokes
meshtru : ega en madkondiddiya ?
gunda : S.I. sir...
meshtru : bhale.... andre sub inspector ?
gunda : alla sir..... sumne iddini anta !!!


naanu maadade iruva kelasakkagi nanage shikshe koduttira madam ?
maadade idda kelasakkagi yaake shikshe kodali ? kododilla,
naanivattu homework madilla madam !!


teacher: kivi kelada obba vyaktiyannu neevu enanta kareyuviri?
student: enu bekaadaroo kareyabahudu, yaakendare avanige enoo keluvudillavalla.


maths teacher ganitada parivartanegala bagge paata maaduttiddaru :
teacher - 1000 kgs = 1 ton aadare 3000 kg = eshtu?
santa- ton!ton!ton!


teacher : naanu paata maaduvaage neenu yaake devarige beduttiddiya?
student: namma amma helidaru, malagoke munche devarannu bediko anta...!!


maths teacher johnyyannu kelidaru
"ninna hattira 12 chocolate ide mattu neenu preetige 5, kavita ge 3 mattu reema ge 4 kottare ninage enu sigutte?
johny "sir! nanage 3 hosa girlfriends siguttaare"
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 6:20:29 AM

 
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