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"Tamil Joke SMS" is another Tamil SMS Collection with misc jokes of all categories including kadi, mokkai and Tamil Jokes written in English.

Punch SMS
Kai patta figarai nesikkadhey,
anal nesitha figarai kai vaikamal vidathey!
Submitted by Balajee K.V.V on 20-Sep-2009

SMS
BOOMI SIRITHTHAL' BOOGAMBAM'
KADAL SIRITHTHAL 'SUNAMI'
KAATRU SIRITHTHAL' PUJAL'
NEENGA SIRITHTHAL 'PUNNAGAI'
UNGA MOBILE SRITHTHAL ENN SWEET 'SMS'.....



Submitted by LUMAMINI on 17-Sep-2009

FUNNY
IAS

IAS

IAS

IAS

IAS

IAS

IAS

APPADA,ORU VALIYA KASHTAPATTU UNNA IAS PADIKKA VACHITAN. PUDIKKALAN'NA SOLLU , NAALAIKKU 'MBBS' PDIKKA VAIKIREN....
Submitted by NITHI on 17-Sep-2009

Love Punch Dialog
Difference between Talent and Problem:
Oru ponnai erandu paer love pannurathu PROBLEM.
Oru payyanai erandu paer love pannurathu TALENT.
Submitted by RAJU on 13-Sep-2009

Love Punch SMS
Kathal Enpadhu oviyam ponradhu,
varaya therinthavan Buthisaali,
varaya theriyathavan Athistasaali.
Submitted by Vichu on 12-Sep-2009

Avagadro Number
Teacher: How will you find Avagadro's Number???
Student: Go to
Menu > Contacts > Avagadro
By,
Avagadro kaila award vaanga thudippor sangam.
Submitted by Prasanna Venkat on 09-Sep-2009

Mokkai of the day
Oru Nadigar thannoda Gold Watch a Kadichukitte Irukkar Yean?


Yosinga.


Theriyalayaa???.



Bcoz Avar "Nagai Suvai Nadigar"....
Ha.ha..Ha.. Hiyo... hiyo....
Submitted by Manohaasan on 08-Sep-2009

FUNNY
Vimanaththkku 'MEENAMPAKKAM'
kappalukku 'PADDINAPAKKAM'
rainukku 'NUNKAMPAKKAM'
eanakku 'KODAMPAKKAM'
unakku ' KEELPAKKAM'
Submitted by LUMAMINI on 05-Sep-2009

Mokkai jokes
Elephant and erumbu were classmates.Elepant was a regular student but erumbu was a absentee. Why?
Because that was a cut'erumbu!...)
dont cry..
Submitted by Meenu on 05-Sep-2009

Funny Lollu SMS
hello
excuse me
thoongitingala...

plz konjam ealunthrichu ennoda msg parthutu thoongunga.

$$$$ MESSAGE $$$

OK... NEENGA IPPA THOONGUNGA.
Submitted by NITHI on 05-Sep-2009

Kadi Joke SMS
IAM CM
UR PM
IAM LOCAL
UR ISD
IAM PITHALA DOLLAR
UR US DOLLER
IAM ARYIA BHAVAN
UR SARAVANA BHAVAN
IAM 0% LOOSE
UR100% LOOSE
Submitted by JENIFAR M.B.A 09843355361 on 03-Sep-2009

Teasing Joke SMS
Ungalukku oru test.
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y
Idhula onnu mattum missing. Kandupideenga paarpom.
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ABCD la eppadi onnu irukkum?
Endha school'la padicheenga?

Blade bakkiri joke
Whats opposite of Sambar Sadham?
Rasam did not see them.
Submitted by anonymous on 30-Aug-2009

Blade SMS
Kandupidingalen!

A rich man'kkitte illathe onnu,
a poor man kitte irukkura onnu,
athai sappittal(eat) ne iranthiduve(die).

ANS: ENAKKUM THERIATHU. HA,HA.
Submitted by MOKKAI on 27-Aug-2009

SMS
TODAYS SUPER PUNCH:
Humm Ippadiye adudhavanga pounch ah fwd panniye kaalatha oattunga
ponga suyama room poattu
vasalla ukkandhu yosinga yosinga


by:
"suyamaai yosikka vaippoar sangam"
Submitted by bhuvi on 27-Aug-2009

Mokkai Msg
Veetla irukku karapampoochi,
thookkipotta veiliapochi.
Submitted by prasanth jk on 27-Aug-2009

Teacher and Student Joke
Maths teacher: 18kum 81kum ulla difference enna?
Student:18na vayasu ponnu.
81na nalla vayasana ponnu.
Submitted by m.nivetha ece on 27-Aug-2009

Kaathiruppu
Aval thoongumvarai
kathirunthen...











Aval Sister'ku Msg Anuppa.

Submitted by ManoHaasan on 27-Aug-2009

Masak'Kadi Joke
idhli kum thosai kum yenna different?
idhli koottama varum,
thosai single'la varum.

Submitted by chinna on 26-Aug-2009

Marana Kadi
Appana appa mattumthan.
Ammana amma mattumthan.
Thambina thambi mattumthan.
Friendna ithu ellamethan.

By

"NADODIGAL"

EN NANBANIN NANBAN ENAKKUM NANBANE).
Submitted by Malles on 25-Aug-2009

Kadi Kadin'nu Kadi
Oru oorla neraya padichavaru oruthavar iruntharu.
Avar oru naal vera ooruku ponaru.
Ellarum avaruku GELUSIL syrub kuduthanga.

Innoru naal innoru oor ponaru.
Appo avaruku Benadry!
syrub koduthanga.

Y?

Because:
Katrorku sendra idamellam SYRAP(U).

No No Alakoodathu.
Submitted by Malles on 25-Aug-2009

Two LKG Boys Joke
LKG boy1:mapla enga appa bayanthan kolliya irukaruda.
LKG Boy2:Yeppadida sollura?
LKG boy1: Yeppa road cross pannunalum en kaiya irukama pidichirukirar.
Submitted by J.Vijil on 20-Aug-2009

Husband and Wife Marriage Joke
Wife: Aenga, nammala kalyanam panni vachha ayyar sethu poittaru.
Husband: Senja paavam summa viduma.

Tamil Joke in English
Q: What is the opposite of "Made in India"?
A: "Pallam in Pakistan"

Seriyana Mokkai Joke
How do you start a road race in Tamil Nadu?
Ready....Steady.....PO

Rude and Funny Tamil SMS
oru varthai peasa oru varusham kathu irundhen...
dey nadhari...
sim card recharge pana oru varushama?

Masa kadi SMS Joke
Postman'a thadukki vitta eppad uluvaar?
Thabal'nu uluvaar

Sema Kadi Joke
How do flies communicate with each other?
eee-mail

Aruvai Joke
Yaaravadhu handwriting "koli kirukkal" maari irundha,
adha English'la eppadi solluveenga?
Hen-Writing

SMS Teaser in Tamil
Ennaium, Onnaium saerthu paarkkanum pola irukkaa?
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"N1"... Enna paarthaachaa Ippadi thaan pudusu pudusa yosikkoonugaradhu.

Kadhal Tamil Joke about Girls
TVS'il vanthean HELLO endraal..
HONDA'il vanthean HAI endraal..
CAR'il vanthean DARLING endraal..
Atthanaiyum vaadagai endraen, ANNA endraal!!!!

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