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Short Kannada Jokes as the name suggests are short, simple and nice to read and enjoy and some of them are short enough to be sent by sms.

Short Kannada Jokes
Thande maganige: ee baari neenu exam pass aagadiddare, nanna appa anta kareebeda.
Kelavu dinagala nantara,
Appa: result enaayto?
Maga: sorry ramesha


Hotelinalli graahaka: nanage 2 plate anna, chicken maththu ondhu cup coffee kodi
waiter : ishtu saaka sir?
graahaka : enendukonde? Nannage jaasti kollodhakke aagolla antaana?


prashne : enu? bengalurige bandidra?
uttara : illappa.. mysorege bandidde, daari tappi bengalurige bandubitte.


prashne : nammooraa? bengaluru hatra domlooru, nimmooru?
uttara : o nammoora? ille yelahankada pakka srilanka!


prashne : ee varsha biddashtu male yavattu biddilla alva sir?
uttara : helakkaagalla. mundina varsha beelabahudu, kaadu nodi.


prashne : yaake sir nagteera? en samachara?
uttara : sumne alu tadeyokagde nagtidini kano.


prasne : nimma collegenalli eshtu jana iddeeri?
uttara : hudugeeru 58. hudugaru.. le bhatta, eshtu iddeevo naavu?
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 5:59:09 AM

 

Short and Funny Kannada Jokes
ganesha : ninage mukyamantri kumarasvami gotta?
prakasha : gotte annabeda, nanage chennaagi gottu. kumarasvaminu gottu, avaranna revannanu gottu. avarappa devegauda innu chennagi gottu..
ganesha : nijave?
prakasa : haudu nija. avarellaru nanage chennaagi gottu. aadare naanu yaaru anta avarigyaarigu gottilla!


joyisaru : gunda, ellige horatiddiyo?
gunda : pakkada canteenige ootakke horatiddini.
joyisaru : ivattu shukravaara. oota maadabaaradappa.
gunda : ivattu shukravaara anta yaaru heliddu? ;?


ajja : hodasarti ee mane hudukuvaagalu ishte kashtavagittu. igalu ade reeti paradaaduttiddivalla maga?
mommaga : haudajja, nanagu address tilitaane illa.
ajja :mane gurutige enaadaru nenapittu ko anta helidde. neenu adannu madalilla.
mommaga : adanne hudukta idini ajja.hodasari bandaaga mane munde eradu hasu meyta iddavu. aadare eega avu kaantane illa.


rama : ondu nimisha illige bandu hogu.
bheema : hmmm bandiddini.. yaake karediddu?
rama : bandaayitalla, innenu hogu matte..
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 5:59:31 AM

 

Hilarious Jokes in Kannada
appa : hegitto exam... ?
maga : bari nanage gottilde iro prashnegalanne kelidru....
appa : matte nin enmadide.. ?
maga : nan bidtinaa... avarige gottilde iro uttaragalanne naanu bardiddene.. !!!


maga : appa illi baa....
amma : magu appananna haagella kareyabaaradu. maryaadeyinda kareyabeku tilitaa ?
maga : appa..... maryaadeyinda illi baa !!!


striker: namma thandavannu balapadisalu nanna bali olle idea ide
manager: olledu, neenu yaavaaga team bittu hogtaa iddiyaa?
bharatada kaanunu vyavasteyalli eradane maduvege avakashavilla. yaake ?
ekendare: onde tappige eraderadu sikshe kodalaaguvudilla.


geleyaribbarige mooru bombgalu sikkavu. police station ge tegedukondu hoguvaaga obbata helida
’daariyalli ondu bomb dham andbitre, en madodu ?’
inobba coolaagi pratikrayisida - ’mooralli eradu sikkiddu annona’ !!!


nimmanna yaaradru loose andre ....
confuse aagbedi .....
hedarabedi .......
sittu madkobedi ......
dhairyadinda avarannu keli.....
nimage hege gottaaytu anta ....
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 6:00:53 AM

 

Short Jokes in Kannada
1. Bisleri company ge veerappan adhyakshanaadare, avana hesarannu hege badalisabahudu? -neerappan!
2. Veerappan kingfisher adhyakshanaadare, Aaga Aatanannu enendu kareyabahudu? -beerappan!
3. Bambino vermicelli company adhyakshanaadare? -keerappan!
4. Veerappan putri, tanna tandege enendu sambodhisi patra bareyabahudu? –Dear appan!
5. Veerappan IT company aarambisiddare, adara hesaru eniruttittu?- VIPRO (Veerappan IT Products).


gunda preetige bidda. aaspatreya nurse jote prema ankurisitu. modala prema patra bareda. adaralli heege bareda : I luv you sister!


prahlaada : bili koliginta kappu koliye sreshtha.
siddu : adu hege?
prahlada : kappu koli bili motte idutte. bili kolige kappu motte idalu sadhyavaa? adakke, kappu koliye sreshtha anteeni.


punda :ninna hudugige yaavudaadaru abyaasa ideya?
gunda : hmm, ide. avalu yaavagalu hallugalinda uguru kadiyutta irtaale.
punda :saamanyavaagi ella hudugiyaru ee reeti maadtare.
gunda :aadare ivalu maatra tanna kaalina ugurannu kaditaale.


amma - putta auntyge ondu kiss kodu, avaru oorige hogtaare .
putta - naanu kodalla....
amma - yaako ?
putta - ninne appa kodoke hodaga aunty kennege hodedru. Gottaa ??


gundana hendati : ree ashtu vegavaagi bike odisabedi, nanage bayavaaguttade.
gunda : ninage ashtondu bayavaadare nanna haage neenu kannu muchchikondu bidu !!!
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 6:00:03 AM

 

Silly Jokes in Kannada
maga tayige heluttane 'appa tumba sabyastharu' !!!
amma : adu hege ?
maga : horage yavude hudugi edurige banda takshana appa ondu kannu muchchikode biduttaare..... !!!


modala dina shaalege hoda ranga sanje manege banda. amma kelidalu ’ivattu enenu kalite magu ?’
ranga pechchaagi helida ’enu illa. naale matte hogabeku !’


bikshuka: sir 10rs kodi coffee kudibeku
sir:yakaya coffee 5rs alwa.
bikshuka:lover kooda iddaale sir
sir:bikshe bedtaa iddaru love madtaa iddiyenayya
bikshuka:love madid mele bikshe bedtaa iddene sir


kamala : nimma mane aduge super ! ee aduge madida kaigalige chinnada balegalanu haakbeku.
vimala : namma yajamaanru bale hakkolalla kamalamma !


hotel nalli onde ondu rupaayi tips kotta giraakige helida -
"en sir..... nimma magane paravagilla. hattu rupaayi tips kodtaare..."
giraki uttarisida - "avarappa sahukaara kanayya.... aadare nammappa badava"


gunda hudugi nodalikkendu hoda.
gunda : enu odiddiya ?
hudugi : B. A
gunda : ayyo peddu mundede...... odirodu erade akshara. adannu ulta palta heltiyaa !?!
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 6:00:26 AM

 

Kannada Funny Jokes
1. kolige lipstik hachodhu.
2. aaneyanna etthikollodhu.
3. jiraleyanna preeti maadodu.
4. sollege shirt haakodhu.
5. nimmanna maradinda ilisodhu
thumbaa kashta…..

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gunda naayi jote kulitidda. allige banda punda kelida.
enayya ? katte jote kulitiddi !
punda helida : idu katte alla. naayi.
gunda : naanu keliddu ninnalla naayina.... !!!


cycle savaara obba vyakthige dikki hodeda
cycle savaara: neenu tumbaa lucky
vyakthi:enu!!! Nanage gaayavaagidhe
cycle savaara: neenu lucky yaakendre naanu yaavaagloo bus odistaa irteeni


kavithe bareyalu horatare
nimmade nenapu....
yakandre neeve alva ? nanna

pennu kadhidhu !!!


gunda minister obbara bali driver aagiddanu
minister: gunda ivattu car naanu odisteeni.
gunda: sir, idhu car, sarkaara alla, ellaroo odsoke


bharatesh : sumana nimma car hesaru enu ?
sumana : nanage car hesaru martogide adu "T" inda start aagutte !
bharatesh : wow olle car nimmadu "T" inda start agute adre namadu petrol ninda start aagutte :( :(
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 6:01:28 AM

 

Hilarious Jokes in Kannada
rampa : naanu amerikaage hogabeku anta yochistiddine....
sompa : hauda ? tumba hana bekaagutte alva ?
rampa : illa..... yochane maadoke hana yake ?


huchcha : time eshtu ?
avanu : 5 gante aaytu.
huchcha : beliggeyinda time keltiddini obbobru ondondu reeti heltaare mental nanmaklu !!!


gunda : sebu eshtu rate ?
punda : 12 sebige 100 Rs.
gunda : kammimadkolli....
punda : aytu.... 100 rupayige 10 sebu !


gunda mattu pundarige daariyalli 1000 Rs sikkitu.
Punda: idhannu 50/50 maadona
gunda: mikka 900 annu enu maadteeya


obba yuvaka swamiji hatra yogasana kaliyalu hoda.
alli swamiji mahileyobbala seere eleyuttidda.
yuvaka sittininda : swamiji idu yaava aasana ?
swamiji : baktha idu dushyasana !


yauvana mattu petrol ge iruva vyatyasavenu ??
dinagaledante yauvanada bele iliyuttade; petrol bele eruttade !!!


magalu - amma.... amma pakkadmaneliddanalla raju, avanu nanage muttu kottubitta !
amma - hauda ? ! iru, naanu hogi avananna keltini....
magalu - beda, beda, ninu kelidare raju kodalla !!!
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 6:01:59 AM

 

Short Kannada Jokes
rubber eledre uddavagutte !
paper eledre tundagutte !
hagadre.... eledashtu gidda aguva vastu yavudu ???
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beedi !!!


ibbaru vyaktigalu halla todi, muchchutta iddaru.
daarihoka : neevu en maadta iddira ?
obbaata : gida neduvavaru bandilla... namma kelasa navu madta iddeve !!!


maga : appa horage yaaro donation kelkondu bandiddare...
appa : yaavudakke ?
maga : swimming pool kattistaarante....
appa : ondu chembu neeru kottu kalsu... !!!


punda tv yalli cinema nodtidda. koodale tv off madida... yaake ?
yaakandre... cinemadalli eradu fan, aidu bulb on agittu... current bill jaasti barutte anta !!!


maga : amma.... ee red colour pataaki sutre jaasti sound barutte alva ?
amma : ayyo.... mundede.... adu gas cylinder kano... !!!


gunda : olleya soap yaavudide ?
angadiyava : olleya soap andre mysore sandal ide.
gunda : haagidre adralli kai toledukondu 1 kg bella kodi.


gunda : sir, nimmalli passport size photo slipper varegu cover aagutta ?
photograper : cover aagutte.... slipper na tale mele itkondre maatra !!!


Ondu huli thanna friends ge maduve party koduttittu
Ondu bekku allege bandu dance maadtaa ittu
Huli neenu yaarendu kelitu
Adhakke bekku helitu: maduvege munche naanu huliyaagidde
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 6:02:22 AM

 

Amusing and Short Kannada Jokes
gunda : indiayaada kreedapatu long jump nalli chinnakalkonda....!!!
punda : avnu kalkollalebeku..... yaaradru long jump maaduvaga chinna hakkotara ?


auto driver : sorry sir...... meter hakodu marete bitte......
gunda : paravagilla bidi.... nanu kuda purse tarodu maretebitte !!!


mommaga : ajja, nimma pension ninda nange 500 Rs. saala kodi ajja......
ajja : yaavaga vapas kodutti ?
mommaga : nange pension baruvaaga !


gunda: "nimmatte koladhalli biddarante. Adharalli mosalegalu iveyanthe".
punda: "mosalegalu ninnavu, aadarinda neene avugalannu kaapaadabeku".


hengasu : hmmm,neenu nanna aliyanaaga bayasutteeyaa?
huduga : haagenilla, aadhare nimma magalannu maduveyaagalu nanage bere daari kaanuttilla


ondu dina zoo nallidda huli pundanannu kondhitu. adakke alle idda kotiyondu huliyannu kelitu.
koti : ee pundananne eke neenu konde ?
huli : matte! avanu nannannu nodi 'are eshtu dodda bekku' antaane !!!


bikshuka : amma taayi enaadru bikshe idre kodamma.... ?
ranganna : nanna hendti illa, munde hogayya....!
bikshuka : thu ninna. nanen nin hendtina kelidnaa.... !!!


heddariyalli hoguttidda gundanige ’apagaata valaya’ emba palaka kaanisitu.
kopagonda gunda, heddaari pradikaarakke patra ravaanisida :
neevu apagata valayadalli eke raste nirmisuttiri ??
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 6:02:43 AM

 

Latest Kannada Jokes
gunda omme tindi tinnalu hotel ge hoguttaane.
gunda : ondu paper dose kodappa ?
waiter : sir, ruled paper kododa athava unruled paper kododa ? ! ! !


mishrabaavanegala paramaavadhi enu ?
nimma shatruvobba 7ne mahadiyinda jaari nimma car na mele biddu saayuvudu... !!
alabeko ?? nagabeko ??
ondu gottagolla.. !!


ibbaru prana snehitara jagala mugilu muttittu.
gunda : neenu mundina janmadalli naayiyaagi huttuttiya.....
punda : neenu mundina janmadalli light kamba aagi huttu. aamele nodkotini.... :) :) :)


vishvada ati chikka joke galu:
1) 2 hengasaru maataadade kulitiruvudhu
2) 2 Santa galu chess aaduvudhu


handi mattu simha mukhaamukiyadavu.
simha : naanu garjisidare idi kaadu nadugatte.
handi : neenu kashtapadabeku. naanu bari seenidare jagattu nadugatte.... ! gottaa... ?


aane mele naavu kuntare ullaasa.....
wah... wah....
aane mele naavu kuntare ullaasa,
aane nammele kuntare kailasa....
wah..... wah...... !!!


iruvege yaake sugar barolla ?
meenige negadi agutta ?
sollege dengu jwara barutta ?
tenginakaayi yaake hanne agodilla ???


"kadimeyendru hadinaidu jana hattidre matra bus annu start maadteera.....yaake ??"
"ee bus tallidrene start aagodu...adakke jana bedva??" !!!
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 6:03:04 AM

 
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