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09 January 2010 11:08:41 AM UTC

Short Hindi Jokes are usually one or two line jokes in Hindi which will make you laugh.

Short and Funny Hindi Jokes
Ek kutta ko dekh kar aur ek kutta bola tumko us barime itne asse khana deti hai aur
Tum chale aye.
Tab dusri kutta ans dia “ek bon pe do sher nahi reh sakta”



Rohan ki parents ne usko ek boding pe rakh kar uski guard ko bola jara dekh ke rakhna
Vai?
Tension nehi lene ka, meine 10 saal chirikhana me kam kia is Bandar ko kayse tight dena
Hai mujhko ye ati hai.



Ek admi saadi ke bad, vaia aur saadi karo na..
Ek bibi ke jalwa me nahi bachna patahu aur saadi!!!



Police:tumara nam kaya hai?
Chor:joly
Police:thik se bolo?
Chor:joly:
Police: mere maa ki nam vi Joly hai iss lie meine tumko chodta hu.



Vul number dial karne se:
Ladka:I love you janu.
Ladki ki maa:oh, really.
Ladka: aaj rat a jao na,pls.
Us samay line kat gaya.
Ladki phone kia aur bola hi janu kayse ho?
Ladka: meine jo bat kia to kissee?


Ladki: Rickshwala se vaia apke jai Bangla dekha jata hai.
Rickshawala:samne sonar bangle vi dekha jata hai.


Ek budha lok ek shopping mall par lift ke samne khara raha aur dekhte raha
Us samay ek budhi lady utha,aur kuch der bad ek sundari ladki nich nam aya.
Ye dekh kar budha uski beta se kaha beta jaldi ja tere maa ko le a.



Note chapne ke lie ek machine pa kar police ne ek log ko arrest kia.
Judge ne usko bola:tumto oporadh kia,oporadhi ho.
Wo bola: ap ki pas vi to rape karne ke machine hay to ap vi to oporadhi hay.
By (anonymous)
on 1/9/2010 11:15:55 AM

 

Short Hindi Jokes
Ek log khan ke waqt uski plate ki sab dike mayel fel raha hay,yeh dekh kar
Ek budha ask kara: kea kar raha ho?
Admi: yeh modern khana hay.
Dudha admi: tum keya modern ho! Mere balad goruta aur vi modern hay….




Two storied building me do log bat kar raha tha
1st person: o-o vai yeh address kis tarah? us admi chup raha. o-o vai kuch to bolo? Bolna hay to bolo,na bolo to bolo mere gorvi nahi janta.
Dur se ye sun kar ek log bola tum uski prasno ki ans nahi dia kiu?
2nd person: ha..ha. mein ans dia aur woh mere sath jhagarte rahe.
 



Alu ke kheto mein
Kishan: aage iss mitti par alu hota tha
Aadmi: aage uski mitti chul ki tarah tha aur ab iha ghas hota hay.
Kishan: iss lie aage kechi lagta tha ab kodal lag raha hai.



School ki exam mein result hone ke bad
Sabne khoj raha hai first,second,3rd kaun hua hai..
Ek student: 1st.2nd nahi bolna parunga magar jo 3rd hua woh guddi ur raha hai.
 



Army ti training camp par
Medical test ki samay ek army ek ladke ko kaha uski pich tarah ja kar
Keya tum cigarette pite ho?
Sir keya mere piche se dhoa ber hota hai?
 



Ek bahut bada rich admi ek sava par gaya aur uha ek mantra aya relief dene ke lie
Rich admi: sir,garib se jara dekho, mein khub garib hu, mujhko kuch do…
 



Bolo bir bolo unnata momo shir
Shir ne tehari die banaya khai khir.
 



Ek janashova mein ek neta bol rahi hai
Bolo jati ki neta kaun hai?
Ek admi: joy.
By (anonymous)
on 1/9/2010 11:09:30 AM

 

Short Hindi Jokes Collection
Tin frnd ek hotel me khana khaya aur bil dene ki bad manager tin jonke bill hua 30 Rs. Aur us Se 5 Rs. Return dia.
Tin jan 3 Rs. Vag kar lia aur waiter ko 2 Rs. Dia
Tin logo ki kharach-27 Rs
Waiter -2
Total = 29 Rs.
Aur ek Rupee kah gaya?


Awami leageki protik Boat.
Titanic jaha dub gaya uha vi boat tha tao abar baitha nahi tha, ab samjhie keya risk
Hai!!


Tum jis jis acharan par kast pata ho, tum us tarah acharan kisiko sath nahi karna.



Chote:vaia kitne fish dhora apne pukur se?
Bada: ja maa se bol r ek dhorunga to 1 hoga.
By (anonymous)
on 1/9/2010 11:13:18 AM

 

Short Jokes in Hindi
Slogan do: ek hali joy,
sade tin hali jot.


Ek bahut kanjoos lok ek baccha ko chocolate anne ki patha hai
Bacha de aya..
Dokandar: tumko to ekdin vi woh kuch nahi dia, tum yuihi de aya?
Bacha: ji na mein chat ke de aya.




Kanjoos pappu vegetarian hay aur ek din sakh kar fish le aya woh vi pocha,
Ek admi: tum fish le aya?
Ha meine nilam ki fish le aya.




Tin log alap kar rahi hai ek interview mein kuch der ki bad sabko dak de gaya aur e bola gaya ki sob log ek ek jinis nijer pacha mein dhuka denge.
1st person: ek boroi ki bichi bohut kast karke dhuka dia, aur pass
2nd person: woh vi ek mango bahut kast karke dhuka dia, wovi pass,
Ab 2nd person has raha hai, wo dekh kar 1st person bola kiu has raha ho?
2nd person: dekho 3rd person kathal le a raha hay!!!



Circus me mama aur vagne gaya aur ek bahut mota lady ko dekha niche betha hai
Us samay hati khela ho raha hai
Vagne:mama hai konsi hai upar ki niche jo batha ho wo?




Hasar ki maydan par Allah bichar de raha hai
Jiski vagya mein jo fruit parega usne wo saal narak pe rahega
Barak Obama:ek mango paya,wo to khus.
Bill Clinton: ek jambura paya,wo vi khus.
Ab Barak Obama has raha hai tab Bill Clinton bola kiu has raha ho?
Dekho George Bush kathal le a raha hai!!!



Doctor ne ek admi ki wife ko dekh raha tha
Us samay uski land khara hua aur wo us lady ko rape kia
Addmi:doctor key dekha?
Doctor: mar(rog) dia
Addmi: doctor mere wife ko mara ab mere bari hai!!!



Do pandit jhagra kar rahi hai, kaun bada ye lie
Ek admi ko dak kar bola kaun bada?
Pandit:bolo kaun bada?
Admi:mein nahi janta.
Pandit:kiun?
Admi:mein balu wo bada or ap mujhe marne lagoge yeh nahi hoga.



Energy drink ke ads dene wale arab mein subidha nahi kar paya kiun ki arab ki logo ne
Dan dik se padna suru karta hai.


Tubewell chap dile jal parta hai,
chockh tiple keya parta hai?
-chapa ki dant.
By (anonymous)
on 1/9/2010 11:11:06 AM

 

Short Hindi Jokes Collection
Tin frnd ek hotel me khana khaya aur bil dene ki bad manager tin jonke bill hua 30 Rs. Aur us Se 5 Rs. Return dia.
Tin jan 3 Rs. Vag kar lia aur waiter ko 2 Rs. Dia
Tin logo ki kharach-27 Rs
Waiter -2
Total = 29 Rs.
Aur ek Rupee kah gaya?


Awami leageki protik Boat.
Titanic jaha dub gaya uha vi boat tha tao abar baitha nahi tha, ab samjhie keya risk
Hai!!


Tum jis jis acharan par kast pata ho, tum us tarah acharan kisiko sath nahi karna.



Chote:vaia kitne fish dhora apne pukur se?
Bada: ja maa se bol r ek dhorunga to 1 hoga.

By (anonymous)
on 1/9/2010 11:18:16 AM

 
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