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03 August 2009 9:09:33 AM UTC
Santa Banta SMS is the ultimate collection of the jokes about Mr. Dumb and Mr.Dumber Santa and Banta.

Santa Banta Computer Joke
IT Technician: Your computer has very less processing power. Thats why it is running slow.
Santa: Can I increase voltage so that it gets more power?

Santa Banta SMS Joke
Santa travelling in flight shouts: I have reached Bangalore. I have reached Bangalore.
Air hostess: B silent.
Santa shouts: I have reached Angalore Angalore

Santa Banta Funny
Santa: Why are you so happy?
Banta: I sent an SMS text message to my wife who is pregnant wishing her and instantly it says DELIVERED.

Funny Santa Banta
Santa calls up flight customer service.
Santa: How long does it takes to reach New York?
Customer Service Girl: Just a sec please
Santa: Thank you (and hangs up).

Santa Banta SMS Joke
Santa was standing below a tube light with a open
mouth

WHY?

Because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"

Santa Banta Joke
Why did santa ask plumber to come to his college?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.

Santa Banta SMS
Santa told Banta: Go and water the plants.
Banta: It's already raining.
Santa: So what, take an umbrella and go.

Funny Santa Joke
Santa: Look out of the window and tell me if the indicator lights are working or not.
Banta: Yes, No Yes No Yes No

Santa Banta SMS
Santa: I will never ever get married and I will also give the same advice to my children

Santa Banta Funny Joke
Santa found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
Arey Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.

Silly Santa Banta Comedy
A dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing?
Santa: I have a Airtel cell phone but still Hutch network is
following me.

Santa Banta Student Joke
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Banta.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

Santa Banta Postman Joke
Postman: I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Banta: Why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it.

Santa Banta Marriage Joke
Santa and his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked:How will you divide, you have 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR

Santa Banta Silly SMS
Santa's wish: when i die, i want to die like my grandpa who died
peacefuly in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving.

Santa Banta SMS Fun
Santa was writing something very slowly.
Banta asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Santa: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.

SMS Santa Banta Funny
Santa visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Santa goes to china to find meaning of his friends last words.
It is "You are standing on the oxygen tube"

Santa Banta
Banta was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing ?
He said: I am seeing how i look while sleeping.

Santa Banta SMS
Santa: What is the past tense of Think?
Banta: Thunk

Hilarious Santa Banta SMS
Santa: Why are you standing in the hot sun?
Banta: I am drying my sweat.

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