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SMS Jokes

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frank b j

thanks*
24 November 2015 11:24:49 PM UTC
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ASGARI IJ
ASGARI IJ

chicken gunia medicine

medicine for Chikungunya fever free of cost.
Those who are in need please bring your doctor's prescription along with you and contact us on;

Burhani Foundation (India)
65,Amatullah Manzil,
Bazzar gate Street,
2nd Floor,Fort
Mumbai 400 001
Contact ;-022 22634326 /22678480
Email Add - bfi52@yahoo.co.in
20 November 2013 4:57:33 PM UTC
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ASGARI IJ
ASGARI IJ

health

Some good natural sources of vitamin C include; broccoli, red peppers, currants, brussel sprouts, parsley, rose hips, acerola berries, citrus fruit, and strawberries.
20 November 2013 4:55:30 PM UTC
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ASGARI IJ
ASGARI IJ

water

Correct timing to drink water, will maximize its effectiveness on the Human body.

Two (02) glass of water - After waking up - Helps activate internal organs

One (01) glasses of water - 30 minutes before meal - Help digestion

One (01) glass of water - Before taking a bath - Helps lower blood pressure

One (01) glass of water - Before sleep - To avoid stroke or heart attack
20 November 2013 4:55:11 PM UTC
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ASGARI IJ
ASGARI IJ

health-yogurt

"A cup of yoghurt a day... is a way of keeping the doctor away."

"If you want to have your own stockpile of B vitamins without having to buy them, eat yoghurt.

For those on a low-calorie diet,yoghurt is a boon in any case.

yoghurt plays an important role in restoring the digestive tract to its normal condition after a course of antibiotics.

Women stand to benefit immensely from yoghurt.
20 November 2013 4:53:59 PM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

Reefer joke.

Steve: Hey man, wanna get high?
Greg: no.
Steve: dude. you spelled yes wrong.
24 November 2012 4:52:30 PM UTC
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Isha gogoi  .
Isha gogoi .

Sweet jokes

To dear my stupid friend u r -
S-super
T-talented
U-unique
P-person
I-in
D-Delhi
22 November 2012 5:49:11 AM UTC
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mnq .
mnq .

energy

a. what is tawa-nai (energy)?
b. Js taway pay nai betha ho.
12 October 2012 6:07:36 AM UTC
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Daniel Busbey .
Daniel Busbey .

Blue Collar Comedy group

Bill Engval learned about comedy the hard way-from Jeff Foxworthy!

Never let Ron White beat you to a punchline...you might not like what he pours into the punchbowl!

Larry The Cable Guy really does live in a barn. Just the other morning, I saw him making up his bed with a pitchfork!

I got Jeff Foxworthy to sign my copy of his new book with invisible ink. Why not-it was full of invisible jokes!

22 August 2012 9:29:31 PM UTC
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Daniel Busbey .
Daniel Busbey .

Rough childhood

My mother was very mean. She wouldn't let me lick the frosting off the beaters unless they were on!

My parents didn't give me any credit for intelligence. One year they got me a Rubik's Cube to play with. It was blue!

E Harmony matched me up with someone who'd been buried for six months!

Lisa Lampenelli has such a big vagina that she has to douche by sitting down on a fire hydrant!

Lisa Lampenelli is so ugly that her makeup mirror is equipped with front and side airbags!

22 August 2012 9:20:43 PM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

Biggest Trouble in this world is.

Biggest Trouble in this world is...


"The stupids are highly confident...


and...


The Intelligents are full of doubts..."
19 August 2012 10:12:20 AM UTC
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Phoolchan meena .
Phoolchan meena .
Meena

Meena

Joke
19 August 2012 2:30:26 AM UTC
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vinu .
vinu .

ha ha ha

jeevanadalli bejaradre,ondu

uddaneya hagga togondu

dodda marakke katti ,













jokali aadi enjoy maadi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22 July 2012 10:59:50 PM UTC
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Anil sagar .
Anil sagar .

Gud msg

Tears of eyes are more valuable,
heart with love is beautiful,
frnd like u in life more wonderful
gud evng
9542494285
19 July 2012 7:15:04 AM UTC
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Jagannath  .
Jagannath .
Bakri

Bakri

kssh aap bakri hote, to hum aapko ghass khilate.
Or jor jor se aapke singh hilate aur pufhte, "SmS kaun karega ?"
Aur aap bade pyaar se kehte Mai........ Mai............
07 May 2012 9:21:30 AM UTC
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