SMS Jokes in English

husband and wife

husband:today is sunday and i have to enjoy it so i brought 3 movie tickets
wife:why three
husband:for you and your parents

couple trouble

A couple is only ment for 2 piple but some piple don't know how to count.

sardhar

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!roshan

sardarji jokes

From some days Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife. Wife became furious nd asked-
Wife- Did I do something wrong?
Sardarji- No dear why r u asking?
Wife- Coz u r not sleeping with me(with tears)
Sardarji- But my friend told me it is not gud to sleep with a married woman..........
Wife-Wat...........(fainted)

iodit

iodit is the more that is the matter

ok but matter is not a ioddit

missing letters

girls like it
boys use it
parents hate it
from letters of the



_M_A_K_
tell the answer u r student means

love

love is like sweet for first time but after 3 or 4 years its be like bitter....

Love msg

Love is logic
life is tragic
marriage is magic
education is basic
but
friendship is fevikwik

Cricket Joke

Afridi : “hum Sachin ko kisi hal mein 100 nahi banane denge.” Misbah : “mager ham kaise rokenge, he’s in form…” Afridi : “hum under 100 all out ho jayenge.”

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kamina
or
kamine

Nice joke

Math Teacher : If a=b and b=c then a=c, now give me the practical example of this principle from real life.

Student : I love you sir and you love your daughter which means I love your daughter.

funny girlfriend

Bf: kya tum mere salary se guzaara kar logi???
Funny gf: haan..!!!..mai toh kar lungi par tumhaara kya hoga kaliyyaaaaaaa

saving water

A man should learn to save water......go and have bath with the neighbours daughter.....lol

children

A child makes u a parent......but 2 chldren majes you a refferyyyyy.......lol