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Relationship Jokes in Hindi is a collection of hilarious jokes in various categories like doctor-patient, father-son etc. and are nice to read.

Naukraani and maalkin funny Hindi Joke
Naukraani:-maalkin baba ne cockroach kha liya.
Maalkin:-are jaldi karo use doctor ke paas le chalo.

Naukraani:-aap tention mat lo, maine baba ko bygone pila diya.
By (anonymous)
on 7/10/2010 11:29:42 PM

 

Funny one liner sms
Ek beauty parlor ke bahar ek line likhi thi,"yahan se niklne wali ladkiyon ko seeti na bajaye, wo aapki daadi ho sakti hain."
By (anonymous)
on 7/10/2010 11:25:45 PM

 

One Liner Hindi Joke
mandir ja, meri bhi unhi ne dhoondh kar di thi.

By (anonymous)
on 7/10/2010 11:27:18 PM

 

Premi premika one liner sms
Purani kahawat hai ki shaadi se pahle premi premika ka haath prem ki wajah se pakadta hai, jabki shaddi ke baad aatmraksha ke liye.
By (anonymous)
on 7/10/2010 11:24:41 PM

 

Funny student sms Hindi Joke
Ek medical student ne apni classmate ko khoon se ek khat dekar kaha,"is khat ka jawab zaroor dena."

Classmate ne use jawab diya,"tumhara bloodgroup B positive hai."

By (anonymous)
on 7/10/2010 11:25:09 PM

 

Funny Fishe Joke
Dho goldfish bowl main baat kar rahi thi:
pahli goldfish:- kyat tum bhagwan per bharosa karti ho?

Doosri goldfish :- bilkul, to tumhe kya lagta hai ,roz bowl ka paani koun change karta hai?
By (anonymous)
on 7/10/2010 11:23:58 PM

 

Sharabi Joke in Hindi
Sharabi and Doctor Funny Sms
Sharabi:-Doctor ji kya aap meri sharab chuuda sakte hain?

Doctor:- haan haan ,kyon nahin.
Sharabi:- police ne meri 50 botel sharab ki pakad li hain ,jaldi se unhe chhudwa lijiye.
By (anonymous)
on 7/10/2010 11:24:28 PM

 

Waiter Joke Hindi
Ek customer waiter se:-waiter dekho mere soup main cockroach pada hai.
Waiter:- sorry sir,aajkal makkhiya vacation per gayi hain.

By (anonymous)
on 7/10/2010 11:27:33 PM

 

Teasing Jokes
Patni aur ghadi main kya antar hai?.
ghadi bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai.
aur patni bigadati hai to "SHURu" ho jati hai.
By (anonymous)
on 7/10/2010 11:30:22 PM

 

Saas And Bahu Jokes
Saas:-bhagwaan ne tumhe 2 aankhe di hai, chaawal se patthar nahin nikal sakti kya?

Bahu:-bhagwan ne aapko bhi to 32 daant diya hain,do char patthar chaba nahin sakti kya?
By (anonymous)
on 7/10/2010 11:23:27 PM

 

Boyfriend and girlfriend SMS Joke in Hindi
Boyfriend:-kitna achcha ho yadi hamari shaadi isi saal ho jaae.

Girlfriend:- oh to kya tumhari shaadi bhi isi saal ho rahi hai?
By (anonymous)
on 7/10/2010 11:24:13 PM

 

Patient and Doctor funny Joke in Hindi
Patient:-Doctor, jab bhi main chai peeta hu meri aankh main dard hone lagta ha.

Doctor:-Ab tum jab bhi chai peena , cup main se spoon bahar nikal lena.
By (anonymous)
on 7/10/2010 11:23:40 PM

 

Funny women joke in Hindi
Ek mahila:- jab kabhi main apni beti ke saath nikalti hoon, to log log poochte hain kya ye chhoti bahan hai?

Doosri mahila:-achcha tumhari beti abhi se itni boodhi dikhne lagi hai?

By (anonymous)
on 7/10/2010 11:26:05 PM

 

Funny Girls sms Hindi
Pahli ladki:-tumhara necklace bada kimti lag raha hai. Lagta hai kahi achchi job lag gayi hai.

Doosri ladki:-job nahin yaar, lottery lag gayi. Mujhe paise wala pati mil gaya.

By (anonymous)
on 7/10/2010 11:26:19 PM

 

Funny papa Beta Hindi Joke
Papa:-beta, agar mere nadi main tairne tak tum ek hi jagah baithe rahoge to main tumhe 10 rs. Dunga.

Beta:-aur papa agar aap wapas nahin aaye,to kya main ye paise mummy se le loon?
By (anonymous)
on 7/10/2010 11:26:35 PM

 

Cute animal sms
Ek gadhe ne santa ko maara aur bhagne laga.
santa gadhe ke peeche use pakadne dauda. Raste main use zebra mila. Santa bola sala track suit pahan kar mujhe ullu banata hai.

By (anonymous)
on 7/10/2010 11:28:06 PM

 

Cute pati and patni Hindi Joke
Yadi koi pati car ka darwaaza khol kar khada ho jaye aur patni se bathane ka aagrah Karen
to yeh tay jaaniye ki ya to car nai hai ya biwi.

By (anonymous)
on 7/10/2010 11:28:30 PM

 

Funny bachche Hindi Joke
Ek naye teacher ne ek bachche se poocha, "is pakshi ke pair dekho aur iska naam batao."

Bachche ne kaha, " pata nahin."

Teacher ne kaha, "Tum fail ho gaye,batao tumhara naam batao."

Bachche ne kaha "Mere pair dekho aur naam batao"
By (anonymous)
on 7/10/2010 11:29:22 PM

 

Funny sms in Hindi
Pahli padosan:-kya baat hai bahan, kal raat tum 3 ghante tak apne pati se jhagadti rahi. Jabki roz 20-25 minute hi ladti ho.

Doosri padosan:-kya bataoon bahan,aaj se ye 5 din ke tour per jaa rahe hain.

By (anonymous)
on 7/10/2010 11:29:57 PM

 

Funny Beta Pita sms
Beta: Papa shaadi karke jab log pareshaan hi rahte hai to shaadi kyu karte hai,

Pita: Beta akal badaam khaane se nahi tokar khaane se aati hai.

By (anonymous)
on 7/10/2010 11:26:47 PM

 

Hindi Writer Joke
lekhak se kisi ne poocha: janab aap buri aurto ki hi kahaniyan kyon likhte hain?
Lekhak(hairani se):-bhala achchi aurato ki koi kahani hoti hai?

By (anonymous)
on 7/10/2010 11:27:01 PM

 

Patient and Doctor Hindi Joke
Patient: Doctor, mujhe lagta hai ki mujhe vampire ne kaat lya hai..

Doctor: achcha , lo ek glass paani piyo.

Patient: kya main isse thik ho jaaunga?

Doctor: nahin per isse mujhe pata chal jaaega ki tumhare gale main chhed hai ki nahin.

By (anonymous)
on 7/10/2010 11:27:56 PM

 

Funny Santa sms
Officer Santa:-Madam is swimming pool main nahana mana hai.
Aurat:-to aapne mujhe tab mana kyon nahin kya jab main kapde utaar rahi thi.
Officer santa:-madam kapde utarna those hi mana hai.

By (anonymous)
on 7/10/2010 11:28:17 PM

 
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