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18 December 2009 11:19:22 AM UTC

Punjabi SMS Jokes are short and sweet jokes which can be sent by sms text messages. These are titbit jokes in many categories such as silly sms, santa banta sms, rude and teasing sms and other types of sms jokes.

Punjabi Shayari SMS
Na me shayar haan, na shayar da bhatija,
bus hoon to hoon,Apne ma-baap de pyaar da natija.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:35:43 PM

 

Punjabi Shayari SMS
Jiven lohe nu loha katda h,
heere nu heera katda h,
zeher nu zeher katda h,
uda hi tenu ik din kutta katega.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:47:48 PM

 

Punjabi Joke SMS
Sohni mutiyaran naal bhari train nu ki kahange…?
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Maalgadi..

By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:47:12 PM

 

Punjabi SMS Forward
5+5 kine hunde h?
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is da Jwab v Message wich labh riha hai?
Nalayk school ch ki karan gya si.

By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:51:23 PM

 

Funny and Rude Punjabi SMS
Ki haal ne,
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Mauja
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aankhan v vadiya
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hath v thik
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te dimag v thikane
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fer taan sms kar sakde ho yar.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 11:35:15 AM

 

Funny Insulting SMS
Tuhada mukhra mooti de saman,
tuhada mukhra mooti de saman,
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Moti mere kutte da nam.

By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:53:38 PM

 

Punjabi Teasing Insult SMS
Tusi hasde raho,
nacde raho,
muskurande raho,
har vele khil khilande raho,
khush raho te gungunande raho,
mera ki hai,
loki tenu hi pagal samzhange.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 11:25:43 AM

 

Insult SMS in Punjabi
oye hoye
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Labh gya oye
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Haa haa
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Dhinchak dhinchak
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Labh gya
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O Balle Balle
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Haa haa
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Labh gya
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Apna kam chad ke mera sms padhan wala bewkoof labh gya oye..Hahahaha
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 11:32:47 AM

 

Punjabi Teasing SMS Joke
Kade hosla v azmaa lena chahida,
kharab vele wich v muskura lena chahida,
Jado saat din wich v khujali na mite, taan 8ve din naha lena chahida.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 11:35:30 AM

 

Smile SMS
Ande hasde ho,
Jande hasde ho,
Saver hasde ho,
Rati hasde ho,
Sukh vele hasde ho,
Dukh vele hasde ho.
ki tenu aiven lagda hai ,
Tusi ikle "Close UP" karde ho??
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:26:07 PM

 

Punjabi Joke SMS
Tu gadha
Tu gadha
Tu gadha
Tu gadha
Tu gadha
Tu gadha
Tu gadha
Tu gadha
Tu gadha
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nhi hai
khush hai na hun gadhe.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:56:18 PM

 

Punjabi Friendship SMS
Milna te vichdna sab kismat da khel hai,
kite nafrat te kite dilaan da mel hai,
bik jande ne sare rishte ethe, bus mitraan di yari hi "Ethe Not for sale hai".
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:26:52 PM

 

Punjabi Love SMS
Pyar kamjor dil nal kita nhi ja sakda,
zehar sariyan toh lita nhi ja sakda,
dil wich basi hai ulfat jis pyaar di, us toh bina jiya nhi ja sakda.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:27:05 PM

 

Punjabi Good Morning SMS
Ik time o si, Jadaun kukad baang de ke jagaunde si.
ik aj da time hai, Asi kukadan nu MSG bhej ke jagaunde hai.
chal uth oye kukda, saver ho gayi Bol "GOOD Morning".
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:27:45 PM

 

Punjabi Sad SMS
Jod-jod ke akhar me dil da hal sunaiya si,
Te hanju teri yad wale na-na karde dig paye,
Kuch loki samajh gye te chup chap rhe,
Te baki wah wah karde nikal gye.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:31:01 PM

 

Punjabi SMS Joke
Santa : phone te bada hash hash ke gal kar riha si,
Banta : kis naal gal kar riha hai,
santa : Gharwali naal,
Banta : ine pyar naal,
Santa : teri hai.

By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:31:16 PM

 

Donkey SMS Joke
Ik gadha santa nu lat mar ke nathan lgya,
santa gadhe de piche nathya.
rah wich ik ZEBRA dekh ke ZEBRA nu kuttan lag gya te bolda hai ‘Sala hun tracksuit pa ke dhoka de rha hai'.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:32:59 PM

 

Punjabi SMS Punch Dialog
Janam to le ke maran tak ,
janwari to december tak,
somwar to aitwar tak.
Meriyan feelings tere lyi kade v nahi badli. Mere lyi tu hamesha hi sar dard rahi hai.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:41:36 PM

 

Boy Vs. Girl Punjabi SMS
Ladki : me tere lyi sab kuch chad sakdi haan,
Ladka : maa bap ?
ladki :haan .
ladka : yar dost, bhai behan, khana pena?
ladki : haan.
ladka : serials dekhne?
Ladki : muh sambhal ke gal kar oye .
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:43:21 PM

 

Punjabi Joke SMS
Chalo Aj tuhanu pani toh COCA COLA bnana sikhande hai,

1 botal wich pani lo, usnu freeze wich rakho,

2 ghante bad kado, pani thanda howega."Isda Matlab-: Thanda Matlab Coca-cola".
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 11:32:28 AM

 

Insult SMS Joke in Punjabi
Aaj rati 12 bajan toh bad
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niche ki vekhde ho, bewkoof 12 to bad 1 hi bjega.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 11:34:58 AM

 

Punjabi Teasing SMS Joke
Cheti cheti bolo
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tamatar
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tamatar
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tamatar
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tamatar
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vadhaiyan

tusi rehri wale banan layak ho gaye
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:49:19 PM

 

Insulting and Rude SMS Joke
AAJ MMS da din hai,
MMS da matlab: MAKE MONKEYS SMILE
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oye monkey tenu haasa ke me apna kam kar dita.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:49:54 PM

 

Punjabi Love SMS
Punjabi munda Rab nu : Rab tu sanu 2 akhan, 2 hath, 2 lattan te 2 kidniya diti , pher dil ik hi kyun dita ???
Rab :oye kamleya main Dil v 2 hi dite ne bus duja dil labhna penda hai.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:28:00 PM

 

Funny Punjabi Shayari
Jadon akhar khatam ho jan taan aakhan boldi hai,
jado aakhan na rahe taan dil bolda hai,
te jadon dil na rahe taan,
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taan ki nkaan wich cotton pa dinde hai.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:42:43 PM

 

Funny Insult SMS in Punjabi
Dil nu pta si o zaroor ayegi,
Dil nu pta si o zaroor ayegi,
Par kade sochiya nhi si ke,
Surprise wich kambakht apne husband v naal layegi.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:46:50 PM

 

Funny Punjabi Teasing SMS
Tuhada dimag dujya toon bilkul vakhra hai,
is de 2 part hai : Left te Right.
left wich kuch v right nhi hai te right wich kuch v Left(bacha) nhi.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:51:08 PM

 

Funny Punjabi Shayari
Oo sadak de us par si,
me sadak de is par si,
thodi jihi oo age vadhi,
thoda jiha me age vadha,
oo kuch hor age vadhi,
me v thoda jiha hor age vadha,
hun oo sadak de is par si,
te me sadak de us par si :-)
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:54:56 PM

 

Punjabi Happy New Year SMS
Dua mile rab toh,
sath mile sab toh,
khushiyan milan sare jag toh,
daulat mile rab toh,
pyaar mile sab toh,
ehi dua hai dil toh,
nya saal 2010 mubarak ho,
tuhanu sab nu meri taraf toh.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:25:49 PM

 

Love SMS in Punjabi
Meri kise galti toh khata na hona.
apni sohni jihi hasi kade na khona.
sukoon milda hai sunn ke tuhadi hansi nu,
hasde ravo zindgi wich kde udaas na hona.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:27:23 PM

 

Rude and Teasing SMS
Kade kade me baith ke sochda haan,
me late ke sochda hai,
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soch ke kehda me koi teer mar lena hai.

By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:47:29 PM

 

Funny Punjabi SMS
Savere me teri yaad wich kuch nhi khanda,
Dophar teri yaad wich kuch nhi khanda,
shaam nu teri yaad wich kuch nhi khanda,
te raat so nahi sakda , kyu?
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saara din kuch nahi khaya bhuk v taan lagi hai.

By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:38:19 PM

 
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