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Punjabi SMS is a collection of sms jokes, shayari, love sms, friendship sms and insulting and teasing sms in Punjabi.

Truth Fact SMS
Gal yad rakhan da asan tarika
har vele sach bolo,
tuhanu yad rakhan di koi lor nhi.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:13:16 AM

 

Monkey SMS in Punjabi
ik bandar ne apni shakal sise wich vekh ke suicide kar liti,
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tu mera nal vada kar ke tu kde sisa nhi vekhega.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 8:45:20 AM

 

Santa Banta SMS
Santa: FoRD ki h?
Banta: gaddi.
Santa: te OXFORD ki h?
Banta: ox bell nu khende hai te FORD gaddi nu,
OXFORD da matlab bellgaddi.

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:14:07 AM

 

Teacher Student Punjabi SMS
Teacher: daso M to ki banda h?
Banta : mother,
Teacher: W to ki banda h?
Banta: soch wich pe giya...
Teacher : ki soch rahe ho?
Banta: me soch riha haan ke M ulta kiven ho gya.

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:13:38 AM

 

Doctor SMS Joke Punjabi

Santa: doctor main apne dimag da daan karna chada haan,
Doctor: je aa jave taan sanu daan kar di.

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:13:28 AM

 

SMS Teaser
Yar aj da bda bhehda h.
haan bhehde toh yad aya,
tera ki hal hai?
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:13:03 AM

 

Sharabi SMS
Sharabi : me kal india da Prime minister bnna hai.
Duja sharabi: tu taan udo banega jadon me istifa dvanga.

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:20:29 AM

 

Teasing Punjabi SMS
1 haathi, 1 majh, 1 gadhe di lag gyi, kon kis toh vadiya h.
Haathi:me sab toh jada load khich sakda haan.
Cow: me dudh dindi haan.
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niche ki vekh riha h,
gadhe bol hun teri vari h.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 8:45:42 AM

 

Nice Funny SMS Joke
Papa: bunty tu bda shaitan h.
bunty: aiven na kaho papa,
nahi taan loki kahenge oh vekho shaitan da bap ja riha h.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:21:23 AM

 

SMS
Santa: je nind na ave taan ki kita jave?
Banta: yar nind da intzar karan to vadiya hai so jao.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:25:13 AM

 

School SMS Punjabi
Teacher: Daso tense kine tarah de hunde h,
Banta : 3.
Teacher: 3na di ik ik line bnao,
Banta :me kal tuhadi kudi nu vekhiya si, aaj us naal pyar karda haan, te kal usnu ntha ke le jana.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:13:49 AM

 

Teacher Joke SMS
Teacher:tuhadi ki cast h?
Santa: pehlan taan asi pandit si,
fer rajput,
fer darji,
tu hune baniye
age meri mummy di marzi ki bnana h.


By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:14:21 AM

 

Girlfriend SMS in Punjabi
Santa te girlfriend restuarant wich: santa me tuhanu aakhri bar puch rha haan ke shaadi karni h?
GF :nahi.
Santa:soch le?
GF :nahi.
Santa:waiter bill vakhra vakhra le ke aa ja.

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:14:36 AM

 

Teasing SMS in Punjabi
Tere jiha is dharti te koi ave taan rab toh shikayat honi.
tere jiha is dharti te koi ave taan rab toh shikayat honi.
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ik taan jhel lita ik hor aya taan kyamat honi.

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:12:49 AM

 

Santa Banta Punjabi SMS
Santa ped te chadiya taan ute baithe bandar ne kiha, ute Q aya?
Santa: aaple khan de lyi.
Bandar: eh taan aam da ped h?
Santa:pta hai , apple naal hi le ke aya hoon.

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:15:01 AM

 

Funny SMS
Girl: ki tu mere naal shaadi karega?
Santa: nahi sade ethe shaadi sirf rishtedaran wich hi hundi h.
mummy di papa naal,bhen di jija naal,te veer di bhabi naal.

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:14:49 AM

 

Call Centre Mobile Phone Joke in Punjabi
Santa:apna mobile da bill pta karan lyi,
call center wich call karda hai.
call center girl: apna current bill janan de lyi 121 dial karo.
Santa:bewkuf current da bill nhi mobile da bill.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:24:33 AM

 
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