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Punjabi Marriage and Husband and Wife Jokes are the funniest jokes about Gharwali, comedy instances in domestic life and the lighter side of married life.

Husband and Wife Joke Punjabi
Bikhari : soniye, andha haan 10 rs de de,
santa gharwali nu : De de, tenu sohni bol riha hai taan andha hi hona.

By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:40:45 PM

 

Punjabi Wife Joke
Banta ik Babe nu : Baba meri gharwali mainu bada tang kardi hai, koi hal daso.
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Baba : Je hal hunda taan me baba kyun banda ?
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 11:31:08 AM

 

Shaadi Joke in Punjabi
Ek gareeb ladke nu ameer ladki to shaadi da offer milan toh bad?
je tusi mil jao taan "Kmana chod denge hum".

By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:49:38 PM

 

Husband and Wife Joke in Punjabi
Gharwali : ki tusi khana khaoge ?
Santa : jarur, choices ki ki hai?
Gharwali : haan te na.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:39:55 PM

 

Wife Joke
Santa : sir meri gharwali gwach gyi,
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Dakmaster: Eh dak khana hai police chauki nhi,
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santa : ki karan.. kithe javan.. khushi de maare mainu kuch samajh nhi aa riha.

By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 11:32:05 AM

 

Punjabi Funny Wife Joke
Santa di gharwali inspector banta nu!
Mera gharwala ik hafte pehlan aaloo len gya si te hune tak wapis nhi aya!
inspector banta : te kuch hor bna lvo.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 11:39:29 AM

 

Punjabi Marriage Joke
Santa Ladki vekhan Gya,
Doven 20 minute Tak Gal karde rahe,
Ladki : veer tusi kine bhen-phran Ho?
Santa : bhene hune tak taan 3 si par hun 4 Ho Gye.

By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 11:41:44 AM

 

Funny Wife Joke
Jetto: suno ji tuhanu mere wich ki changa lagda hai?
meri khubsurti ke meri akalmandi ?
santa : mainu sab toh changi teri ae majak karan di aadat lagdi hai;
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:25:26 PM

 

Marriage Punjabi Joke
Santa jeeto nu shaadi lyi purpose karda h,
jeeto me tere to 2 saal badi hoon?
Santa: koi gal nhi me 2 saal bad shaadi kar lwanga.

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 4:28:16 AM

 

Funny Marriage Joke in Punjabi
Santa :Panditji,Mera viyah kyu nahi ho riha?

Pandit:Putt, rab ne je teri kismat wich dukh nahi likhiya taan is wich mai ki kar sakda haan.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 11:44:12 AM

 

Gharwali Punjabi Joke
Gharwali : ki kar rahe ho ?
Santa : ik mittar nu chitti likh riha haan,
Gharwali : par tuhanu taan likhna aanda hi nhi?
Santa : te jis nu chitti likh riha haan usn kehda padhna aanda hai.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:32:40 PM

 

Wife and Inspector Joke
Santa Police Inspector de ghar chori ho rahi si.

Wife: Utho ji, ghar wich chori ho rahi hai.

Police Inspector: Mainu son de, main is time duty te nahi haan.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:34:43 PM

 

Naukrani Joke
Lady apni naukrani nu : dippi, mere kol pakka sabut hai ke mere pati da usdi secretary naal chakar hai.

Dippi : me nhi mandi , eh taan tusi sirf mera dil dukhan lyi bol rahi ho.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:37:45 PM

 

Gharwali Punjabi Joke
Gharwali : Kal rat tusi nind wich mainu galiyan de rhe si?

Santa : Tenu galati lagi hai.
gharwali : kiho jihi galti ?
Santa : ehi k me so hoya si.

By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:38:03 PM

 

Gharwali Funny Joke
Santa di gharwali naal ldayi ho gyi,
santa ghar to chla gya. te rat nu phone karda h.
Khaane wich ki bnaya hai?

gharwali : zehar.

Santa : ek kam kar tu kha le me ghar late aawanga.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:43:01 PM

 

Biwi Joke Punjabi
Santa apni biwi de office gya te usne vekhiya ke usdi biwi boss di godi wich beth ke dictation le rahi si.

Biwi te officer : hun ki hoyega ?

Santa : Chalo , ajihi jagah kam nhi karna jithe staff lyi kursi v na hove.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:50:13 PM

 

Biwi Joke
Santa : apni biwi da dah snskar kr ke ghar ja riha si,
ik dam bijli chamki, badal garjan lage, te jor jor nal varkha suru ho gyi,
Santa : lagda hai puj gyi upper.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:55:47 PM

 

Hilarious Joke in Punjabi
Santa :mitran vheliyan di party to ghar late gya,
dostaan ne puchiya ke gharwali ne kuch kiha taan nhi,
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Santa : nhi kuch jada nhi kiha eh 2 daand taan me kadwane hi si.

By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 11:31:40 AM

 

Husband and Wife Joke
Wife : aaj tusi eni jaldi ghar Q aa gye?

Santa : mera boss kehnda h, go to hell. is lyi me ghar aa gya.

By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:51:38 PM

 

Punjabi Marriage Joke
Punjabi patarkar: Santa Ji, sade desh wich divorce de cases vadde hi ja rahe hain. tusi ki sochde ho isda ki karan hai?

Funny Santa: Marriage !
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:35:07 PM

 

Santa Banta Wife Joke
Ik bhikari kuch khan nu de do,
banta: Tamatar khaao baba.
bhikari baba: Roti de do ?
banta: Tamatar khao baba,
Baba: lya tamatar hi khila de,
banta di gharwali: eh totle h , keh rahe ne kamakar khao.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:36:25 PM

 

Punjabi Joke
Santa di wohti santa nu boldi hai, tusi hazaro cho ik ho.

santa ne ik thapad mariya te bolda hai, Baki 999 kon hain?
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 11:46:22 AM

 

Funny Punjabi Marriage Joke
Santa: shaadi wich husband te wife hath Q farde hai?
Banta: kuch nahi, bus jive boxing toh pehlan dono boxer hath milande h .
udan hi eh v milande h.

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 4:28:33 AM

 
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