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Punjabi Desi Jokes are the best and funniest desi jokes in Punjabi, short and sweet yet silly and crazy jokes.

Teacher Joke
Santa: bapu aaj teacher ik sawal puchiya jisda jawab bus mere kol si.
Bapu: sabas putt, sawal ki si?
Santa: eh blackboard gila kis ne kita.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 8:44:32 AM

 

Funny Wife Desi Joke in Punjabi
Santa: nashe wich tu kon h?
Biwi: tusi apni biwi nu bhul gye?
Santa: nasha har gam nu bhula dinda h
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 8:44:45 AM

 

Car Desi Joke
Santa banta car wich bomb fit kar rhe si.
Banta: je fat gya taan?
Santa: koi gal nhi mere kol ik hor h.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 8:41:46 AM

 

Desi Joke in Punjabi
Santa: yar aaj pehli var alarm naal meri ankhan khuliyan.
Banta:oh kiven?
Santa:meri biwi ne alarm mere sir tu shut ke mariya
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 8:42:48 AM

 

Punjabi Desi Joke
Santa: kutta kutte nu katda hai taan oh injection Q nhi lenda?
Banta:Q ki admi taan kutte nu kat ke badla nhi le skada,
lekin kutta kutte nu kat ke badla le linda h.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 8:43:55 AM

 

Santa Banta Bulb Joke
Santa:oye eh bulb de ute bapu da nam Q likh riha h?
Banta:me apne bapu da nam roshan kar riha h,
jado bulb jalega taan nam roshan ho jauga.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 8:46:08 AM

 

Punjabi Desi Joke
Santa:ik side te be ke ro riha si.
Banta:ro Q riha h?
Santa:ik kudi nu bhulan di kosish kar riha haan.
Banta:fer ron di ki lor h?
Santa:yar jisnu bhulna h, usda nam yad nhi aa riha.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 8:42:21 AM

 

Funny Joke
Santa:tenu pta h ke me kini mehnat kar ke niche toh upper aya haan?
Banta:pehla tu jutte palis karde si, hun sir te malis.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 8:43:22 AM

 

Desi Doctor Joke in Punjabi
Santa: doctor eh phoolan di mala kis de lyi h?
Doctor:eh mera pehla operation h,
je thik hoya taan mere lyi, je thik nhi hoya taan tere lyi.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 8:45:03 AM

 

Santa Banta Desi Joke
Santa: mainu kal saari rat nind nhi ayi.
Banta: Q?
Santa: sari rat me sapne wich vekhda riha,
ke me jag riha haan.


By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 8:41:31 AM

 

Desi Teacher Joke in Punjabi
teacher: sukhe te badh wich jamin, asman da fark kiven h?
Santa:sukhe wich neta jamin te dora karde ne,
te badh wich asman te helicopter wich.

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 8:44:12 AM

 

Desi Santa Banta Joke
Santa: mainu lagda hai us kudi nu ucha sunda h?
Banta: oh kiven?
Santa: me usnu kiha i love u,
te oh kehndi me kal hi nvi sandel khridi ne.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 8:42:09 AM

 

Desi Joke
Santa:yar me apni gf nu koi gift dena h, ki dvan?
Banta:sone di ring de de.
Santa: yar koi vdi jihi cheez deni h?
Banta: te pher MRF da tire fra de.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 8:42:30 AM

 

Desi Wife Joke in Punjabi
Santa:sise de samne akhan band kar ke khadiya si.
Biwi: eh ki kar rahe ho?
Santa: me vekh riha haan,
ke akhan band kar k kiho jiha dikhda haan
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 8:43:04 AM

 

Santa Banta Biwi Punjabi Joke
Santa te biwi badi der toh lar rahe si.
Banta:gal ki hai, tusi eni der toh lar rahe ho?
Santa:eni der ho gyi hun gal thodi yad rahegi.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 8:43:38 AM

 
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