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Marriage Jokes in Kannada are a set of the usual jokes about husband and wife, mother in laws and bring about the lighter side of married life with the usual cliches.

Husband and Wife Jokes in Kannada
Wife: naanu sattare neevu enu maadteera?
Husband: naanu kooda saayabahudu kane
Wife: yaake?
Husband: kelavondu baari, atiyaada santosha kooda nammanna saayisabahudu
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Have a nice day :-)



Husband: neenu namma ammana taraha dose maadoke aagolla
Wife: yaake aagolla? Neevu nimma appana haage hittu rubbi kodi, maadteeni!
Wife: tarakaari tarbeku 100 Rs. beku
Husband: ninage duddiginta buddi beku
Wife: nimm hatra yaavudu ideyo adanne taane keloke aagutte :-P


Wife: maduvege munche ninna raani tarah nodkoteeni anta heltaa idralla… eega enaaytu?
Husband: Sorry kane, ninnanne maduve aagteeni anta ankondiralilla!
By (anonymous)
on 10/24/2010 9:16:45 AM

 

Husband and Wife Jokes in Kannada
hendati : 'ree, naanu akasmaat sattu hodare neevu enu maadteeri?'.
ganda : 'ninillade na hege irali. naanu ninna hinde bandu bidtini'.
hendati : 'nanna kandare ashtu preetine?'.
ganda : 'haagalve. neenidre, ninna baayige hedari saalagaararu yaaru nanna hattira baralla. neene hodare nanna gati enu. avaru saayisoke munche naane hogibidodu olledalve?'

ganda : 'le, naanu akasmaat sattu hodare neenu bere maduve agtiya..?'
hendati : (nachuttaa) 'thu hogippa... aase torisabedi.. nanage nachike agutte'

ganda -hendatige jagala agittu.
hendati : 'neevenu dodda saadhane madiddini anta andukobedi. prati yasasvi gandasina hinde ondu hennu irtaale '
ganda : (thannage helida) 'haudu kane, vikramadityana hinde betaala idda haage'.

atte : nodamma akkiyannu chennagi toledu stove mele idu.
sose: akki yaava sopalli toleya beku atte...?
atte : ayyo...endavale inta sose sikka saubagyakke tale mele kaihotti kulitalu.

hendati : ree, nimma snehita haaladdu aa leena na maduve agtayiddaanante ree. neevu hegaadaru madi tadibaarda ?
ganda : naanyaake tadeeli, naanu maduve aguvaga avanu bandu tadididna ?
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 6:10:26 AM

 

Kannada Marriage Jokes
wife: ree, nam madhuve maadsid purohitha sattu hodnante, paapa!!!
husband: maadid paapa sumne biduttaa

jotishya shaastradalli bahala nambike ittidda gunda ondu sala horage horatidda, ashtaralli avana hendati,
"elli horatiri?"
aaga sittigedda ganda "saayoke!" enda.
aga avana hendati "hauda, hogi banni nimage olleyadagali" ennabeke!

ganda kudida amalinalli hendatiya hattira bandu helida:
'le, ivattu ondu baari vaahana nanna mele haridaru naanu saayalilla kane'
'idu vichitraane. adirali nimma mele harida vaahana yavudu?' hendati kelidalu.
'aeroplane kane'!

snehita : brandy kudidare kemmu hogutta ?
gunda : nanna hola, manene hogiruvaaga ninna kemmu yaake hogalla !!!

have a nice day (olle dina tago)
whats up? (mele enide?)
keep in touch (muttutta iru)
r u kidding?(neenu makkalu madtaa idiyaa!)
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 6:10:01 AM

 

Marriage Jokes in Kannada
gunda thanna hendatige
“ondu dhina devaru nanna ellaa nenapugalannu alisibittu, eega yaaradaroo nenapiddaaraa? antha kelida”
“aaga naanu ninna hesaru helide”
adakke devaru, “kelavu virusna delete maadoke aagodilla” enda.


ganda : le kamakshi, annadalli kallu, koodalu ideyalla, nodde haage haakiddiyalla, ayyo goobe mundede? hagalalli kannu kanisalva ninage ?
hendati : ayyo nimma buddhige ondishtu... vayassagideye horatu, tilivalike ideyenri ? yava gubegaadru hagalalli kannu kanuttaari... ?


hendati: ree…. Namma aduge maneli kalla nuggidhdhaane maththu maadiro adugenella khaali maadtaa iddaane.
ganda: eega yaaranna kareeli, policena athavaa ambulancena?


ganda: neenu beligge eddaga, horage hogi kelsa hudukona anta anisitu.
hendati: hudukidraa?
ganda: illa. Aa bhaavane hogovarege, naanu malage idde.


ganda: obba vyakti petrol pump open maadtaane, aadhare obba graahaka kooda allege hogodhilla.
hendati: yaake?
ganda: yaakendare, avanu petrol pump open maadiddu second floornalli.


ganda:ninna kaiyalli ee naayiyannu palagisalu saadhyavilla.
hendati: adhakke thaalme beku. Nimmodhigoo saha modhalu nanage bahala thomdareyaaguttittu.
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 6:10:57 AM

 

Husband and Wife Marriage Jokes in Kannada
hendati: naanu mount everest na hattibittare, neevu enu kodteera ?
ganda: ondu preethithumbida nooku!


ganda : WIFE andre en gotta? WIFE andre WITHOUT INFORMATION FIGHTING EVERYTIME!
hendati : neevu heliddu sullu . WIFE amdre WITH IDIOT FOR EVER


hendati : ri... swargadalli gandana jote hendatina iroke bidodillavante....
ganda : adakke kane, adanna 'swarga' annodu !!


devasthaanakke banda dampatigala hattira,
archakaru kelidru ?
'mangalaarati yaara hesarinalli maadali ' ?
aga ganda heltaane 'avala hesarige maadi, nanage maneyalli aagle aagide'


ganda : naanu tappisikondare ninenu maadteeyaa ?
hendati : paper nalli jaahiratu kodtini.
ganda : wah ! enanta kodtiya ?
hendati : ganda bekagiddaane !


hendati : ri..... nimage rani anta modalane hendati iro vishaya nanage yaake helalilla ?
ganda : modale helidde alve ! chinna ninna rani thara nodkotini anta !!!
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 6:11:31 AM

 

Marriage Jokes in Kannada
ganda : mane kelasakke hengasarannu serisi kollodu beda anta yaake hatha madtiddiya ?
hendati : nimma buddhi nanage gottilva? naanu saha manekelasadavalaagi bandaddu.


hendti : bari hana kaddiddakke dana badidage hodediddaralla, avarenu manushyara ?
ganda : alla manushyara roopada policenoru....


hosadagi banda sosege ( kavitage) adige gottilla, book nodi madta idlu
purvi ( atte ) : enamma chapathi hittina mele devara gante yaake ittiddeeya??
kavita : book nalli kottidaare hittu kalasi ondu gante idi anta adakke... !!!


punda : pakkada maneyinda ondu suttige tagondu baa......
hendti : avru kodalvante.
punda : entha jipunaru namma jana. sari haagadre namde tagondu baa......


1ne ganda: yaake ninna hendatiya birthday ge diamond ring konde? nanaganisitu aakege car bekittu endu.
2ne ganda: haudappa, aadare nakali caar ge naanelli hohudugii helu?


ganda: adam mattu eve yaake ashtu khushiyaagiddaru?
hendati : yaakendare, avarige ate maavandiru iralilla
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 6:11:51 AM

 
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