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Malayalam Travel Jokes are jokes about travel, bus journey and the like.

Malayalam Travel Joke
TTE: Ticket evide?

Yathrakkaran: Ticket illa.

TTE: Engotta pokendathu?

Yathrakkaran: Sreeraman janicha sthalathekku; Ayodhya.

TTE: O, saaramilla, vaa Sreekrishanan janicha sthalathu ethikkam; jailil!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:48:31 AM

 

Malayalam Travel Joke
Train ninnappol kutti: Enthu patti?
Yathrakkaran: Trackil maram veenu kidakkunnu.

Kutti: Marangalude pinneettulla ottam kandappozhe njan vicharichu!

By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:43:45 AM

 

Headphone Joke
Vimanathil kayariya mandanaya Robert pilotinte headphone pidichu vaangi swantham cheviyil vachu. ‘Ellarum panam kodutha yathra cheyyunnathu ennittippo than maathram paattu kettu rasikkukayano, athu venda!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:43:57 AM

 

Malayalam Bus Joke
Bussil vachu cheruppakkarante kai ariyaathe oru penkuttiyude sareerathil kondu. Udane pen kutti: Thante veetil ammayum pengalum onnumille?

Cheruppakkaran: Ariyilla.

Penkutti: Nge! Athentha?

Cheruppakkaran: Njan veluppine veettil ninnu irangiyathane!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:44:12 AM

 

Bus Owner Joke
Bussil oral Jabbarinodu: Ithu ente seat aanu. Njaan oru towel ivied ittarunnu.

Jabbar: Bheshaayi, enkil thanikku oru double mundu bussinte mukalil idaamaayirunnille? Bus thantethakumallo.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:44:25 AM

 

Bus Conductor Joke
Bussil kayariya mathayichan conductorodu: kuttikalkku ticket edukkano?

Conductor: Anchil kooduthalanenkil edukkanam.

Mathayichan: Nannayi, enikku kuttikal naaleyulloo..
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:44:58 AM

 

Traffic Police Joke
Traffic policinodu mandanaya soman: Medical collegial pokan ethu basil kayaranam?

Policukaran: Muppatham number busiil kayariyal avide irangam.

Naalu manikkoor kazhinju athuvazhi vanna athe policukaran kandathu avidethanne nilkkunna somaneyanu.

Policukaran: Entha muppatham number bus vannille?

Soman: illa saar, ithuvare irupathi naalenname vannullu.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:45:23 AM

 

Luggage Joke
Aadyamayi trainil kayariya Supran luggage mukalile berthil vachu. Appol thazheyirunna

yathrakkaran:Kurachu koodi neekki vakku… allenkil ente thalayilenganum athu vannu veezhum.

Supran: Oh, saaramilla. Athil udayunna saadhanamonnumilla.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:46:27 AM

 

Bus Conductor Joke in Malayalam
Bussil conductor vridhayodu: Amma, ithu muzhuvan kaasilla…

Vridha: Njan vidhyarthiyanu
Conductor athbhuthathodu: Ethu schoolil?

Vridha: Athenthina ningal ariyunnathu?

Conductor: Ente ammummakku oru admission edukkanadu.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:48:13 AM

 

Flight Joke
Kuttappan vimanam ranchan theerumanichu. Vimanathil kayari kurachu kazhinjappol thokku choondi air hostessinodu paranju: Vegam vimanam nedumbasseriyilekku thirichu vidoo..

Air Hostess: Ee vimaanam nedumbasseriyilekku thanneya pokunnathu.

Kuttappan thante thokku keesayilittu seatilirunnu. Ennittu paranju: Sorry, vimanam marippoyi.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:44:44 AM

 

Smoking in Bus Joke
Basil aduthirikkunnayaal Appumonodu: njanonnu puka valikkunnathil vorodhamillalo?

Appumon: Aye, oru virodhavumilla. Pukayude manamadichu njan onnu chardichal ningalkkum virodhamillalo?
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:45:40 AM

 

Conductor Passenger Joke
Conductorodu yathrakkaran: Kozhikkodu, oru fullum oru halfum.

Conductor: Vellamo Sodayo?

Yathrakkaran: Oh, sorry, enikku nerathe oru barilayirunnu joli…
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:45:56 AM

 

Chappal Joke
Busil ninnum irangi businadiyil thirayunna

aalodu conductor: Njan busil kayarumpol cheruppu padikkal ooriyittirunnu. Athu nokkukayanu.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:46:11 AM

 

Auto Santa Banta Joke
Autoyil vannirangiya namboothiri auto driverodu: Ethrayayi?

Driver: nooru roopa

Santa: Itha ampathu roopa

Driver: Ithenta? Sukhamayi ividam vare njelinjirunnittu tharunnathu ampathu roopayo? Meettaril kanda nooru roopaya njan chodichathu.

Santa: Thanum ividam vare njelinjirikkukayallayirunno? Thante kaasum koodi njan tharunnathenthina?
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:47:58 AM

 
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