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Malayalam School and Teacher Student Jokes is about funny kids and teachers which bring about the memory of school life and the innocent days.

Student Joke
Ajmal: Ninte achan tailor alle, pinnentha ninte shirt kkeriyirikkunnathu?
Kamal: Ninte Achan dentist alle. Pinnentha ninte aniyan janichappol pallonnum illathirunnathu?
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:20:57 AM

 

Tution Malayalam Kids Joke
UKGyil padikkunna makan: Amme, njan paditham nirthi valla joliyum chrythu jeevikkuvan povukayaa.

Amma: Athinu UKGyil padikkunna ninakku enthu ljoli kittana?

Makan: Njan LKGyile penkuttikalkku tuition edukkamallo?
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:21:16 AM

 

Student Leave Joke
Appuppan kochumonodu: Mone, ninte headmaster ingottu varunnundu. Adi kittenda enkil vegam olicho!

Kochumon: aadyam appuppan olikku. Appuppan marichu ennum paranja njan randazhcha avadhi vangiyathu!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:21:35 AM

 

Funny Joke
Dennis: Che! Ippam aalukalkku sathyavum neethiyum there illaathayi.

Manoj: nine aarenkilum chathicho?

Dennis: Oru manyante kayyil ninnu nooru roopa thazheppoyi. Ayaalariyaathe njanathu chavittippidichu kashttappettu pockettilaakki. Veettil kondu vannu nokkiyappozhalle chathi manassilayathu. Athu kallanote!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:21:52 AM

 

Mother and Daughter Malayalam Joke
Amma: Enthina mone nee puthiya veettile chuvarokke varachu vrithi kedakkunnathu?

Kutti: Amma thanneyalle paranjathu, ithu drawing roomanennu?
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:22:10 AM

 

Father and Son Malayalam Joke
Father: Entha mone nee chodyangal mathram padikkunnathu?

Manu: Teacher naale classil chodyangal chodikkumenna paranjirikkunnathu.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 10:22:26 AM

 

School Joke
Teacher: Namukku nammude school enggine vrithiyayi sookshikkuka?

Unnikkuttan: Valare eluppam, njangalellam veettilirunnaal mathi
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 9:00:27 AM

 

Grammar Joke
Teacher: Eeerkkilinte bahuvachanam parayoo
Kutti: Chool
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 9:01:06 AM

 

Funny Student Joke
Teacher: Vellathil ninnum enthina current edukkunnathu?

Kutti: Allenkil kulikkanirangumpol currentadikkum!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:53:53 AM

 

Innocent Kid Joke
Adhyapakan: sadaa samayavum kanneerolippikkunna jeevi?
Kutti: seeriyal nadi
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:55:02 AM

 

Funny Teacher Joke
Teacher: Aaranu ninte ishtapetta ezhuthukaran allenkil ezhuthukari?

Arjun: Teacharude makal

Teacher: Athinu aval onnum ezhuthiyittillallo?
Arjun: Ella azhchayum enikku love letter ezhuthunnundu.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:53:39 AM

 

Classroom Joke
Classil teacher: TV akramangalkku kaaranamaakum ennu parayunnathu sariyaano?

Appumon: Athe teacher.

Teacher: Athentha?

Appumon: Njan TV on cheythal mathi appol thanne amma enne thallan varum!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:54:38 AM

 

Hilarious Joke
Adhyapakan: ithavana markkellam mosama. Saaramilla adutha pareekshakku nee enpathu sathamanavum vanganam.

Kutti: Njan nooru sathamaanavum vaangum.
Adhyapakan: thamasa parayalle.

Kutti: Saaralle thudangi vachathu!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:55:58 AM

 

Teacher Joke in Malayalam
Teacher: Mrigangalkku illathathum manushyanu ullathumaaya oru prathyekathayenthanu?

Joju: Mrigathinu orikkalum oru manushyanaakaan kazhiyilla. Ennal manushyanu palappozhum mrigamakan kazhiyum.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:56:33 AM

 

School Joke in Malayalam
Adhyapakan: Pandukaalathu vivahadivasam varane kuthirappurathu konduvannirunnathu enthinaayirunnu?

Kutti: Odi rakshappedan oru avasaram kodukkan.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:53:06 AM

 

Teacher Student Malayalam Joke
Teacher: Minnalundakumpol minnal aadyavum idisabdam pinneedum undakan enthanu karanam?

Vidyarthi: Nammude kannukal munnilum chevikal purakilumaayathu kondu.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:53:21 AM

 

Funny School Joke
Chodyam: Ammayum adhyapakanum thammilulla vyathyasamenthanu?

Utharam: Ammakku oru kuttiye mathram urakkam, adhyapakanu oru classile muzhuvan kuttikaleyum!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:54:23 AM

 

Malayalam School Joke
Classil pattu paadunna kuttiyodu Tintumon: Ninakku Tvyilo radioyilo paadikkoode?

Kutti: nghe? Athrakku nannayittundo?

Tintumon: Hey, athalla. TVyilo radioyilo aakumpam off cheyyallo!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:55:16 AM

 

Teacher Student Joke
Teacher: Enthanu sathyavum viswasavum thammilulla vyathyasam?

Kutti: Teacher njangale padippikkunnu ennathu

sathyam. Njangal padikkunnu ennathu teacherinte viswasam!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:55:40 AM

 

Class Teacher Joke
Class teacher: Kaalayum pasuvum oru maithanathil meyukayayirunnu. Ee vakyaghadana sariyaakki parayoo.

Subi: Pasuvum kaalayum maithanathil meyukayayirunnu.

Class Teacher: Enthina Subi angane thiruthi parayunnathu?

Subi: Sthreekalkkalle teacher ellayidathum munganana!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:56:52 AM

 

Laugh Out Joke in Malayalam
Class teacher: Kaayavum Maayavum thammilulla vyathyasam enthanennu parayoo

Nalini: Kaayam rasathilum sambarilum upayogikkum.

Class teacher: Appo maayamo?

Nalini: Ellathilum upayogikkum.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:57:20 AM

 

Joke
Class teacher: Kuttiyentha thamasichathu?

Naveen: Vahanaapakadamundayi saar
Class teacher: Ennittu kuttikku parikkonnumillallo.

Naveen : Vahanapakadam njan adyamayi kanukaya saar.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:58:22 AM

 

Malayalam Exam Joke
University pareeksha ezhuthikkondirunna vidyarthi supervisorodu: Saar… ee chodya paper kazhinja varshathethu thanneyanallo!

Supervisor: Athu than randamathum ezhuthunnathu kondu thonnunnatha… Aadyamayi ezhuthunnavarkku aa abhiprayamillalo!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:54:10 AM

 

School Holiday Joke
Adhyapakan: Yesukristhu, Sreebudhan, Gurunanak,
Mahaveeran. Ivar thammil ethu kariyathilanu sadrisyamullathu?

Sambhu: Ivarokke marichathu Kendra government avadhi divasangalilanu.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:58:37 AM

 

Teacher Student Joke
Puthuthayi vanna teacher classile kuttikalodu peru chodichu parichayappedukayayirunnu. Oru vidyarthi peru paranjappol deshyathode teacher: Njan chodichathu Amerikkan presidentinte peralla. Ninte peraa.

Vidyarthini: Athuthanneya teacher njan paranjathu. ‘O Bhama’ yenna ente peru.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:58:59 AM

 

Homework Joke
Teacher: Ee home work nee thanne cheythathano?
Anoop: Ammaya cheythathu.

Teacher: Athentha?

Anoop: Achanu anganeyulla kanakkukalonnum ariyilla. Athukonda.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:59:17 AM

 

Birthday Joke
Adhyapakan vidhyarthiyodu: Thante janana heeyathi parayoo

Vidhyarthi: April irupathettu

Adhyapakan: Ethu varsham?

Vidhyarthi: Ella varshavumundu sir…
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:59:29 AM

 

Nice and Funny Joke in Malayalam
Adhyapakan: Enikku oru kuthirayum kazhuthayum undennu karuthuka. Njan ethinte purathaavum kayari savari cheyyuka?

Sunny: Kuthirayude purathu

Adhyapakan: Correct! Engane manassilayi?

Sunny: Oru kazhutha veroru kazhuthayude purathu kayaraarilla.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:59:49 AM

 

Comedy Joke in School
Adhyaapakan: ‘Panchasaara’ cherthoru vachakam parayoo ramu

Ramu: Njan payasam kudichu.

Adhyaapakan: Athilevide panchasaara?
Ramu: Payasathil cherthittundu sir.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 9:00:46 AM

 

Handwriting Joke
Vidyarthi: Ente uthara kadalasil saarentho ezhuthiyittundallo. Ethra sramichittum enikkathu vaayikkan pattunnilla.

Adhyaapakan: Thante kaiyaksharam mechappeduthanamennaa njan ezhuthiyirikkunnathu.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 9:01:19 AM

 

School Comedy Joke
Uchakkusesham classilethiya adhyapika moonnam classile sunilinodu: Clockile cheriya soochiyippol pathinonnilum valya soochi aarilumaayal enthu manassilakkam?

Sunil: Clock repair cheyyan samayamayennu manassilakkam!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 9:01:35 AM

 

School Joke in Malayalam
Charithram padippikkunna Ananthan saar baijuvinodu chodichu: ‘Nammude raashtra pithavu Mahatma Gandhi uyarthi pidicha aadarsam enthayirunnu?

Baiju: Enikkariyilla saar

Ananthan saar avane pothire thalli. Ennittu paranju koduthu: ‘Ahimsa’
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 9:01:50 AM

 

Chemistry Joke
Rasathanthra classil adhyapakan: Choodayal chila padarthangalude niram marum. Orudaharanam parayamo?

Sunny: Veettil daddy choodayal mammiyude niram maarum.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:58:06 AM

 

School Joke
Teacher: Pazhaya kalthe oru jeeviyude peru parayoo

Appu: Zebra

Teacher: Athengane?

Appu: Pinnillathe, athu black and white alle?
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:57:36 AM

 

School Joke
School varandhayil chutti nadakkunna vidyarthiyode adhapakan: Thanokke enthinado schoolil varunnathu?

Vidyarthi: Vidyakku vendi

Adhyapakan: Enkil classil kayariyirikku
Vidyarthi: Vidya innu classil vannittilla saar
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:57:48 AM

 
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