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Malayalam Marriage and Husband and Wife Jokes are the funny jokes about marriage, husband and wifes and the funny world of matrimony, mother in laws and daughter in laws and other hilarious stuff about domestic life.

Comedy Husband and Wife Joke
Aadyaraathril bharyayodu bharthavu: Nee vannu kerumpam jeevithathil palathum eluppamayi theerumenna jolsyan paranjathu.

Bharya: Sariya, oru kunjikkalu kaanaan chettanu verum randu maasam kaathirunna mathi.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 9:18:49 AM

 

Fish Curry Joke
Bharthavu: Ammayundakkunnathu pole ee meenonnu karivachu thane

Bharya: Athokke njanettu. Ente achan arachutharunnathu pole arachu thannal mathi.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 9:19:00 AM

 

Husband Joke
Remya: Veettilrunnu madyapicha bharthaavine nee cheetha paranjenno? Bharthaavinte aarogyakaaryathil athra sradhayaano ninakku?

Sumathi: Athukondalledi, angerenikku oru thulli polum thannilla.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 9:19:14 AM

 

Movie Joke in Malayalam
Bharthavu: ee njayarazhcha njan aaghoshikkan theerumanichu. Moonnu cinema ticket njan kondu vannittundu.

Bharya: Moonnennam enthina?

Bharthavu: Ninakkum ninte achanum ammakkum!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 9:19:32 AM

 

Doctor Joke
Bharya: Doctor ennodu orazhcha visramikkan vendi enthenkilum vinodasanchara kendrathil pokan paranju. Ningalenne evideyaanu kondu pokunnathu?

Bharthavu: Veroru doctorude aduthu!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 9:19:45 AM

 

Anniversary Joke in Malayalam
Bharthavu: Nammude vivaha varshikathinu namukkoru tour pokam. Evide pokananu ninakkishtam?

Bharya: Njan ithuvare pokaatha evideyenkilum.
Bharthavu: Enkil adukkalayilekkayalo?
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 9:20:00 AM

 

Roadside Romeo Joke
Bharya: Innu kure poovalanmar ente purake koodi. Njan thirinju nokkiyilla.

Bharthavu: Ninakkonnu thirinju nokkaamayirunnille?

Bharya: Athukondentha gunam?

Bharthavu: pinne orikkalum avar ninte purake nadakkillayirunnu.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 9:20:55 AM

 

Queue
Bharya mobile phoniloode: Maveli storinu munnil queue ninnu njan valanju. Ningalkkingottu vannu enneyonnu sahayikkarutho?

Bharthavu: Sorry ponne, bivragesinte munpil queue ninnu njanum valanju kondirikkukaya!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 9:21:20 AM

 

Malayalam Mega Serial Joke
Bharya mobile phoniloode: Maveli storinu munnil queue ninnu njan valanju. Ningalkkingottu vannu enneyonnu sahayikkarutho?

Bharthavu: Sorry ponne, bivragesinte munpil queue ninnu njanum valanju kondirikkukaya!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 9:21:35 AM

 

Bharya Bharthavu Joke
Bharya: Ithenthina ningal ithrayum valiyoru dictionary book stallil ninnu medichu kondu vannirikkunnathu?

Bharthavu: nammude jeevithathinu orarthavumillennu nee eppozhum parayarullathalle? Ithil ellattinteyum arthamundenna book stallile salesman ennodu paranjathu.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 9:21:57 AM

 

Funny Bharya Bharthavu Joke
Sitting MLAyum thiranjeduppil sthanarthiyumaya nethavu bharyayode: Sse, nammude aa pazhaya drivere pirichuvittathu maha mandatharamayippoyi

Bharya: Athentha?

Nethavu: Ente mandalathilekkulla vazhi ayalkku nannayi ariyamayirunnu!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 9:22:11 AM

 

Hilarious Bharya Bharthavu Joke
Ampathu varsham santhushtarayi kazhinja dampathikalude photo pathrathil vannathu kanda

bharya bharthavinodu : Kando manushya, bharya bharthakkanmarayal ingane venam jeevikkan.

Bharthavu: Ivare enikkariyamedi. Oralkku chevi kelkkilla. Matteyalkku samsarikkan pattilla.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 9:22:28 AM

 

Wedding Anniversary Joke
Bharya: Naale nammude vivaha varshikama. Chettanenikku enthu sammanam tharum?

Bharthavu: Enthu venam? Pattusari vangitharanamo atho mysorilekku tour pokano?

Bharya: Tour poyal mathi. Mysoril nalla pattusari kittum.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 9:22:43 AM

 

Beggar Joke
Pichakkaran: Sundariyaya chechi, ee andhanu anchu roopa tharane!

Bharthavu bharyayodu: ayalkku anchu roopa koduthekkedi. Ninne sundariyennalle vilichathu. Ayaal sarikkum andhananennu thonnunnu.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 9:23:07 AM

 

Funny Malayalam Joke
Bharya: Ningalenikku kure aabharanangal vaangi tharunnathayi njaninnale swapnam kandu?

Bharthavu: Athinte bill ninte achan pay cheythathayi njanu swapnam kandirunnu.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 9:23:24 AM

 

Marriage Anniversary Joke
Bharya: Nammude irupatham kalyana varshikathinu nammude photo pathrathilidanamennu ningalkkentha ithra nirbandham?

Bharya: Njan jeevichirippundennu nattukaar ariyattedi.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 9:23:36 AM

 

Sun Eclipse Joke
Bharthavu: Edi, vayyathe kidanna ente amma purathirangi ninnu sooryagrahanam kanunnu!

Bharya: grahanasamayathu njanjoolum thala pokkumenna!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 9:23:52 AM

 

Bharthavu Bharya Joke
Bharthavu: Neeyenthinadi ente ammayude pokkam alakkunnathu?

Bharya: Njan ammaye kootti aattil kulikkan povukaya… Aattil kalanjalum alannu kalayanamennalle chollu?
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 9:24:04 AM

 

Husband and Wife Joke
Bharyayum bharthavum pinakkathilayi. Ini thammil samsarikkillennu avar theerumanichu. Parasparam enthenkilum parayanamendundenkil oru kurippezhuthi vakkum. Athra thanne! Anganeyirikke bharthavinu oru oudyogika yathra pokendi vannu. Athiraavileyaanu train. Rathri urangunnathinu munpu ayaal bharyakkoru kurippezhuthi vachu. ‘Raavile anchu manikku enne vilichunarthanam’. Raavile unarnnu clockil nokkiyappol mani ettu. Eeswara ivalenne vilichunarthiyille? Appozhanu mesappurathirunna kurippu ayaal kandathu, ‘Ezhunnelkko, anchu maniyayi.’
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 9:24:26 AM

 

Relation Joke
Bharthavu: Aa mukalilathe apartmentil thamasikkunna dinesan parayukaya, ee flatilulla oru sthreeyozhichu mattulla ella sthreekalumayi ayalkku bandhamundennu!

Bharya: Enkilathu ancham numberil thamasikkunna susan thanneyayirikkum. Avale aarum thirinju nokkarilla.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 9:24:37 AM

 

Promotion Joke
Dukhithanayirikkunna Rajanodu Sukuamaran: Enthado than vallthirikkunnathu?

Rajan: Enthu parayana aasane, eniikku officil manageraayi promotion kitti. Athu chennu bharyayodu paranjappo avalente karanathadichedo?

Sukumaran: Aatte thanentha bharyayodu paranjathu?

Rajan: Innu rathri nee urangunnathu njangalude company managerodoppamayirikkum ennu!

By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 9:24:52 AM

 

Joke
Bharya: Njan marichaal ningal enthu cheyyum?
Bharthavu: Njanum marikkum.

Bharya: Athenthina?

Bharthavu: Orupadu santhosham vannal enikku heart attack varumennalle doctor paranjathu.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 9:25:06 AM

 

Timing Joke
Bharya: Ketto, bharyakkum bharthavinum onnichu swargathilethan kazhiyillennu.

Bharthavu: Athukondalle aa sthalathinu swargam ennu parayunnathu.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 9:25:19 AM

 

Hotel Joke
Hotelil ninnu aaharam kazhichirangiya bharya: Bill thukayum tippum ningalude koottukaran koduthallo. Pinnenthina waiterkku ningalude vakayayi pathu roopa koodi koduthathu?

Bharthavu: Bill koottukarante kayyil thanne koduthathinu avanu pathu roopa koduthal poradi.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 9:25:29 AM

 

Earrings Joke
Wife: Nammude adukkalyilirunna randu dosakkallum kanunnilla…

Husband: Athini nokkanda… TV avatharakayaya ninte mol atheduthu kaathilittondu poyi.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 9:25:52 AM

 

Newspaper Joke
Bharya: Njanoru pathramaayirunnenkil ningalenne kayyil vachu omanichene.

Bharthavu: sathyam! Ennum oro pathramanallo kittunnathu.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 9:25:40 AM

 

Joke
Aadyarathriyil bharthavu bharyayodu: Chovvadosham aayittano ninte vivaham ithra thamasichathu?

Bharya: Alla, enikku oru perudosham undayirunnu.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 9:17:43 AM

 

Income and Expenditure Joke
Daniel: Ninte veetile varavu chelavu kanakkukalokke aaraa nokkunne…?
Ummen: Varavu njan nokkum, chelavu bharya nokkum.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 9:18:28 AM

 

Joke
Bharthavu: Ivideyoral pattiyeppole bahalam vachu kondirikkumpol nee evidekka poyathu?

Bharya: Ningalkku biscuit vangikkana.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 9:22:54 AM

 

Malayalam Husband and Wife Joke
Narayanante kalyaanam kazhinju. Bharyakku pokkam there kuravu. Kaaranamanveshicha koottukarodu

Narayanan: Nammude prasnangal ethra cheruthayirikkunnuvo, athrayum nallathenna ente aasaan enne padippichirikkunnathu.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 9:14:32 AM

 

Family Joke
Bharthavu color TV vangivannu. Vannayudane paathrathil vellameduthu athil TV mukki.

Athukanda bharya: Entha ee kaattunnathu?

Bharthavu: Abadham pattaruthallo… color pokumo ennariyande?
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 9:14:48 AM

 

Husband and Wife Coffee Joke
Rahmanum beeviyum koodi hotelil kayari kappi order cheythu. Kappi kudikkunnathinidayilaanu Rahman vilavivaram ezhuthi vacha board kandathu.

Rahman: Edee kappi vegam kudikku. Thanuthu kazhinjal kuzhappama.

Veli: Enthu patti?

Rahman: Aa board kando? Coffee anchu roopa, cold coffe pathu roopa!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 9:15:13 AM

 

Funny Husband and Wife Joke
Bharya: Hey, manushya ningalenthina kar ivide nirthiyittu athinte randu chakrangal oorunnathu?

Bharthavu: Edee neeya board kandille? Ivied two-wheelers mathrame park cheyyavoo.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 9:15:30 AM

 

Malayalam SMS Joke
Garbhiniyaya thante bharyakku bharthavu SMS ayachu. Kurachu kazhinju ayaal thullichadan thudangi. Kandu ninna oral kaaranamnveshichu.

Bharthavu: Ente bharya prasavichu. Message ayacha udane delivered ennu marupadiyum vannu!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 9:16:19 AM

 

Hilarious Husband and Wife Joke
Husband: Ee lokathile ettavum valiya viddi aaraanennariyamo?

Wife: Nootti pathil thamasikkunna Gopikkuttan?

Husband: Alla

Wife: Enkil irunootti pathinonnile kanarettanayirikkum

Husband: Alla

Wife: Pinne?

Husband: Ninne vivaham kazhicha ee njaan thane
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 9:17:31 AM

 

Mother in Law Joke in Malayalam
Husband: Entamma marikkumpam dahippikkano atho kuzhichu moodanodee?

Wife: Thallede ee swabhavathinu marikkunnenu munpu njan kuzhichu moodum…
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 9:18:03 AM

 

Joke
Ampathancham vayassil garphiniyaya Saramma chettathiyodu Mariyamma: Entha chettati ee vayassu kalathu ingane?

Saramma: Enthu parayanaadi… Njanum ente ichayanum koodi vendannu theerumanichatha… njangade car driver sammathikkande?
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 9:18:14 AM

 

Funny Family Joke
Bharthavu idakkidakku adukkalayil kayarunnathu bharya sraddichu. Etho kuppi thurannu nokkum , ennittu thirichu pokum. Pinneyum vannu kuppi thurannu nokkum. Veendum madangum. Kurachu kazhinjappol bharya chodichu:
Entha idakkide kuppi thurannu nokkunnathu?

Bharthavu: Panchasaar kuppiyaa. Idakkide sugar nokkanamenna doctor paranjirikkunnathu.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 9:15:54 AM

 
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