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Malayalam Jokes is a collection of some of the funniest and most hilarious jokes in Malayalam. These Malayalam Jokes are full of humor and will keep you entertained for the day.

Malayalam Jokes also known a Mallu Jokes come in many categories like School Jokes, Marriage Jokes, Husband and Wife Jokes and SMS Jokes. Enjoy the day reading these jokes that will leave you in splits.

Funny Malayalam Joke
Lolane orikkal oru kazhutha thozhichitthu odippoyi. Lolanu nannayi deshyam vannu. Ayaal athinte pinnale kure odiyenkilum kittiyilla. Kure kazhinjappol oru zebra ayaalude munniloode odippoyi. Lolan odichennu zebraye oru thozhi! Ennittu paranju: kallakkazhuthe! Vesham maatti vannal njan thirichariyillyannu karuthiyoda thendi!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 7:59:11 AM

 

Reality Mallu Joke
Reality shoyil mathsararthiyodu judge: Valare nannayi padi, pakshe idakku onnu randu sthalathu poyi alle?

Mathsararthi: Athe, oru vazhipadundayirunnu. Guruvayoorum pazhaniyilum poyi!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:00:54 AM

 

School Joke in Malayalam
Teacher: Neeyentha thamasichathu?

Vidhyarthi: Ente achanum ammayum thammil vazhakkayirunnu

Teacher: Avar vazhakkittathinu neeyentha thamasichathu?

Vidyarthi: Ente oru shoe ammayude kaiyilum matte shoe achante kaiyilumayirunnu.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:02:00 AM

 

Teacher Student Malayalam Joke
Teacher: Namukku swasikkan oxygen koodiye theeroo. 1773 laanu oxygen kandupidichathu.

Appumon: Ho, 1773 nu sesham janichathu nannayi. Athinu munpayirunnenkil swaasam mutti chathu poyene!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:02:19 AM

 

Mallu Joke
Vridhante chekku book nashtappettu. Pittennu thanne vridhan managere kandu karyam paranju.
Manager: Kuzhappamayallo! Aarkku venamenkilum ningalude oppittu chekku maattan pattum. Panam muzhuvan udan pinvalikkunnathanu nallathu.
Vridhan Aa chekkilonnum mattarkkum oppidaan pattilla saar. Athilellam njan thanne oppittittundu.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 7:59:23 AM

 

Comedy Joke in Malayalam
Parkkile charubenchil valare ullasavanayi irikkunna vridhane kandu rajuvinu kauthukam thonni. Vridhante aduthu chennu Raju:

Valyappante prayathil ithrayum ullasavanayi njan aareyum kandittilla. Entha valyappante prasarippinte rahasyam?

Vridhan: Ennum oro pint brandy kudikkum. Pathu packet cigeratte valikkum… Exercise cheyyunna paripadiye illa.

Raju: Athbhutham thanne. Ithu kettal ethu doctorum njettum Aatte valyappanu ethra vayassayi?

Vridhan: Irupathi randu!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:00:31 AM

 

Malayalam Joke about Drunkard
Kudichu lekku ketta orale police arrest cheythu.

Ayalodu SI: Ee rathriyil nee evide pokunnu?

Madyapani: Madyapanathinte dooshyabhalangale patti oru lecture kelkkan

SI: Paathiraathriyil araada lecture tharunnathu?

Madyapani: Ente bharya.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:01:39 AM

 

Exam Joke
Adhyapakan: Pasuvinekurichu pathu vachakamezhuthan paranjittu ninteyum ninte chettanteyum utharangal thammil oru vyathyasavumillallo? Copiyadichathano?

Gopu: Hey, Alla saar, randum oru pasu thanneya!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:03:55 AM

 

Mallu Marriage Joke
Randu dampathikal nerkkuner kandal enthu sambhavikkum?

Onnum sambhavikkuakyilla. Bharyamar mattavlude saari nokkum. Bharthakkanmar mattavante bharyayeyum.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:04:13 AM

 

Lovers Joke in Malayalam
Kamukiyude veettilethiya Santhosh chayayundakkan aval adukkalayilekku poya thakkathinu avalude mobile eduthu nokki. Thante peru enganeyaanu save cheythirikkunnathennariyaanaayi santhosh athilekku call cheythu. Bell adichappol kamukiyude mobilil ingane thelinju: Kozhi number 52 calling!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:04:34 AM

 

Malayalam College Joke
Onpathu thavana degree pareeksha ezhuthi thotta nishad thante pena universitikku ayachu koduthu. Koode oru kurippum; ‘Njanitha aayudham vachu keezhadangiyirikkunnu.’
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:05:05 AM

 

Idiot Joke
Gopalan trainil yathra cheyyukayayirunnu. Idakku bathroomil poyappol bathroominte bhithiyil ezhuthi vachirikkunnu, ‘Ithu vayikkunnavan pambara viddi’. Gopalanu deshyam vannu. Athu maychiitu Goplan ezhuthi. ‘Ithu vayikkunnavanalleda ithezhuthiyavanaa viddi.’
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:07:01 AM

 

Santa Banta Malayalam Joke
Santa: Kuttikkalathu orikkal njan randam nilayil ninnu thazhe veenu.

Banta: Ennittu ningal maricho atho jeevanode rakshapeto?

Santa: Kuttikkalathe karyamalle, nalla ormayilla.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:07:32 AM

 

Santa Banta Joke
Santayum bantayum veettilekku povukayayirunnu. Vazhiyil ninnu avarkku randu bombukal kitti.

Santa: namukkithu policine elppichalo?

Banta: vazhikku orennam pottiyalo?

Santa: Athinenta, orenname kittiyulloo ennu paranjal pore?
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:08:19 AM

 

Malayalam Funny Joke
Lakshmanante shoes kalavu poyi. Ethra anveshichittum kittiyilla. Anveshanathinoduvil ayaal smasanathilethi. Ennitturakke, ‘kallane njanini evide thirayanaanu? Innallenkil naale iviede varumallo!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 7:59:52 AM

 

Husband and Wife Joke
Ambalathil poyi madangunna bharya: Atutha ezhu janmathilum ente bharthavu ningal thanneyayirikkanamenna njan bhagavanodu prarthiochathu. Ningalo?
Bharthavu: Ithu ente ezhamathe janmamayirikkane ennu.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:06:04 AM

 

Friends Joke
Grameenanaya Ayyappanu nalamathe puthran janichu. Birth certificatinulla apeksha ezhuthi. Janicha rajyam ennulla bhaagathu ‘China’ ennanu Ayyappan poorippichathu.

Ithu kanda oru suhruthu karanam therakki.

Ayyappan: Edo… than idakkidakku pathram vaayikkanam. Ennale vivaramundakoo! Bhoomiyil janikkunna oro nalamathe kuttiyum chainakkarananenna kazhinjayazhcha pathrathil kandathu! 
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:10:15 AM

 

Funny Malayalam Joke
Ramuvum damuvum mysore palace sandarsikkukayayirunnu. Ramu avide kanda oru kaserayil irunnu.

Appol ithukanda avidathe sookshippukaran: sir, dayavayi athil irikkaruthu. Athu tippu sulthantethanu

Ramu: Saaramilledo. Addeham varumpol njan eneetu kodutholam.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:10:45 AM

 

Malayalam Joke
Madan: Ketto, ee varsham aake irunnooru sthree peedanangal register cheythennu!

Kamal: Kalikaalam! Ippol peedippikkanum register cheyyano?
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:11:12 AM

 

Hilarious and Funny Malayalam Mobile Phone Joke
Mobile vanganethiya grameenan: Enikkoru mobile venam

Salesman: Itha Nokia 6500

Grameenan: Eeswara! Nokkiyal 6500 enkiyal vangan nammude veedu vilkkendi varumallo!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:11:46 AM

 

Mallu Office Joke
Mrigasalayil interviewinu vanna velappanodu
officer: Njan chila pakshikalude kalinte chithrangal kanikkanam. Aa pakshikalude peru parayanam!

Naalanchu pakshikalude kaal kaanichittum Velappanu utharam parayan kazhinjilla.

Officer: Sorry, ningal interviewil thottu… entha ningalude peru?

Velappan: (kaluyarthi kanichu) Daa, athente kaalil nokki kandu pidicho!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:12:22 AM

 

Funniest Malayalam Joke
Randu kuttikal achchanammamare pukazhthi parayukayayirunnu.

Onnaman: Nee sooyas canal ennu kettittundo?

Randaman: Uvvu, njan pusthakathil vayichittundu.

Onnaman: Ente achchaanathu kuzhichathu.

Randaman: Athreyullo? Nee ‘dead sea’ ennu
kettittundo? Ente achchananathine konnathu.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:05:43 AM

 

Hilarious Mallu Joke
Adhyapakan: gandhijiyude makante peru?
Kutti: Dinesan
Adhyapakan: Aaru paranju?
Kutti: Saaralle paranjathu, Gandhiji father of ‘di-nesan anennu’
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:03:05 AM

 
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