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Kannada Doctor Patient Nurse is a set of jokes about the funny life and behaviour of doctors, patients and nurses and they provoke instant laughter because of the amusing conversation between doctors and patients.

Kannada Doctor Patient Jokes
Ramu : jeevanadalli neenu enu aagabekendu aase pattiddiya?
Somu : nanna tandeyante doctor aagabekendu aasepattiddini.
Ramu : haagadare nimma tande doctoraa?
Somu : illa, avaru doctor aagabekendu asepattiddaru.


Doctor: kudita arogyakke haanikara. ee vishayavaagi nimmalli matanaduvudide.
Pudhari: ok, ee dina sanje barnalli meet maadona.


Doctor : neevu hospitalge seri 3 dina aayitu? sudhaarisikondra? eega hegannistha ide?
Rogi : illa sir. aadare ondu thumba kashta agthayide doctor..
doctor : enadu kashta?
Rogi : aaspatre nurse annu sister annodu, balu kashta ..


Rogi : operation theater nalli hoovina haara yaakide?
Doctor : idu nanna modala operation. success aadre nanage, fail aadre ninage!
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 5:48:37 AM

 

Kannada Doctor Patient Nurse Jokes
Doctor gundanige : ellodru daily swim maadi neevu slim aagtira.
Gunda : hello summanirayya saaku timinglagalu daily swim maadalva avu yaake slim aagilla..... !!!


Ee asthipamjarana yaake illi ittiddiri ? doctor annu kelidaru bandavaru.
'aa manushyaane nanna modala giraaki andaru doctor'.


Gunda nurse helida : 'neenu nanna hrudaya kaddiruve'
Adakke nurse helidalu :
'nanu hrudaya kadiyuva modale doctor ninna kidney kaddiddare!


Nurse : nimma hendatiya phone ide.
vaidya : enante ?
Nurse : nimage avarondu muttu kodbekante !
Vaidya : sari, naneega busy iddene. aa muttannu neene tagondu nantara nanage kotbidu !!!


Rogi : sir, ee novu kammi aagutilla. en maadodu... ?
Doctor : ee maatre ivattu ratri tagolli. akasmat belagge eddare innondu matre tagolli. novu barolla.!
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 5:49:31 AM

 

Kannada Doctor Patient Jokes
Doctor: onde sala naalku hallu hege hoythu?
Gunda: nanna hendti maadidha chakli thindhu.
Doctor: beda annabekittu alwa?
Gunda: ayyo! thindhidhakke ondu hoythu... beda andhidhakke 3 hoythu.


Doctor: nimma kiviyalli 'halli', hoguvavarege enu maaduttiddiri ?
Rogi: sir modalu kivi olage solle hoytu, adannu hidiyoke 'halli' hoytu, adakke naanu halli aa solleyannu hidkondu barutte anta summanidde. !



Teevra hotte novu anubavisuttidda mahileyobbalu gandana jote doctor hattira baruttaale.
Doctor annu keluththaale, "doctor, dayavittu nanna gandanannu olagade kareeri."
Doctor, "hotte novirodu nimage, ganda yaake?"
"horagade nurse obbale iddaale, adakke!"



Omme gunda arogya sari illada kaarana doctor balige hoguttane,
Doctor: ninna anarogyakke kaarana kidney fail aagiruvude.!
Gunda: enmatadta iddira sir... nanna kidney yaavattu schoolige hogilla adeng fail aaguttade.
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 5:47:07 AM

 

Doctor Patient Jokes in Kannada
Doctor : ee aushadiyannu ondu vaaradolage mugisabeku.
Timma : haage aagali doctor
( ondu vaarada namtara )
Doctor : aushadi mugita??
Timma : illa.
Doctor : eke??
Timma : adara mele yaavagalu muchchidi endittu, adakke terile illa.!



Doctorge rogi:
neevu olleya nurse annu appoint maadiddeera. Aake rogigalannu chennaagi nodikolluttaale.
Doctor: haudu, aake nimma kennege baarisiddannu naanu kelisikonde.


Ghajini: doctor, nanage tumbaane marevu idhe… enu kooda gnaapaka irolla
Doctor: yaavaaginda ee problem ide nimage?
Ghajini: enu problem?


Doctor Santage heliddu: neenu 2 ganteyolage saayuteeya
Saayoke munche yaarannaadaroo nodabekaa?
Santa : haudu olleya doctor annu


Doctor : nimage maduve agideya ?
Gunda : hudugi jote aagide. !
Doctor : elru hudugi jotene maduve aagodu.
Gunda : haagenu illavalla. nanna tangige hudugana jote maduve aagide !!!


Hudugi:doctor, nanna charma tumba soft mattu sensitive aagide. malagoke munche naanu enu maadabeku?
Doctor: nanaganisutte neenu modalu door lock haakabeku anta.
By (anonymous)
on 9/5/2010 5:50:41 AM

 
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