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Jokes in Malayalam are comedy and laugh out loud short jokes which are in Malayalam transliterated English. Have a jolly time reading these jokes.

Barman Joke
Madyapanay Kesu veettilethi TV parasyam kandasesham: barmanillatha barilekku ini njanilla.
Ithu ketta makan: Njangalilla ennu para
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 11:26:09 AM

 

Malayalam Friends Joke
Rajappan suhruthinodu: ‘I am going’ ithinte arthamentha?
Suhruthu: Njan povukaya.
Rajappan: Aarodu chodichalum ithu thanneyanallo parenathu. Thanenkilum utharam paranjittu podo!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 11:17:49 AM

 

Funny Friends Joke
Puzhakkaryiloode povukayayirunna mandanaya Ramanodu akkare ninna koottukaran: Edo, enikku akkare ethan vazhiyundo?
Raman: Edo thirumanda, thanippol akkarethanneyalle?

By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 11:18:25 AM

 

Malayalam English Joke
Rajappane English marunnu kadayil ninnu pirichu vittu. Kaaranamanveshicha suhruthinodu Rajappan: Marunnu kuppikalile lebalil marunnukalude peru type cheyyathathina.
Suhruthu: Entha thanathu cheyyathirunnathu?
Rajappan: Kuppi typewriteril kerande?
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 11:18:39 AM

 

Plastic Surgery Joke
Rajappan: Enthaado than vallathe vishamichirikkunnathu?

Thomachan: Njanoralkku plasic surgery cheyyan nalulaksham roopa kadam koduthirunnedo.

Rajappan: Ennittu thirichu kittiyille?

Thomachan: Ayaale ippol thiricharinjittu vende thirichu chodikkan!

By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 11:19:55 AM

 

Funny Joke in Malayalam
Salini Meenayodu: Neeyenthadi sanimooninu povukayanennu paranjathu? Honeymoon ennalle parayendathu?

Meena: Njangal honemooninu pokumpol ammayi ammayum koode varunnennu.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 11:21:13 AM

 

Funny Friends Joke in Malayalam
Peter: James, Ayalenthinaa garbhiniyaya bharyaye kooti aa fast food kadayilekku pokunnathu?

James: Avide ‘Delivery Free’ enna board tookkiyittirikkunnathu kaaranama
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 11:19:38 AM

 

Anitha Sunitha Joke
Anitha: mathsarathil swarna medal vangiya bharthavine kittiyittum ninakku pattiniyaanenno?

Sunitha: Angerkku theta mathsarathinadee swarnamedal kittiyathu.

By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 11:20:11 AM

 

Mallu ATM Joke
Joby Bobiyodu: ATMnte ethirvasathu bookshop nadathunna Raniye nee engine valacheda? Aval kaasullavarodu maathram changatham koodunna type aanallo.

Bobi: Athu valare simple. Divasam oru moonu thavana veetham aa ATM counteril keri veruthe balance nokki ponnu… Randaazhcha kazhinjappo aval kaanumpam chrikkan thudangiyeda…
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 11:20:40 AM

 

Two Friends Joke
Pradeep: Swantham partikkar thane nine krooramayi marddichennu kettallo…

Anoop: Athu… enikkonnu naavu pizhachathinado.

Pradeep: Athinu ithrayum kadutha prayogamao? Aatte neeyentha paranjathu?

Anoop: Sweekarana chadanginidayil party nethavu njangalkkoru ‘asset’ aanennu parayendathinu pakaram ‘asathanennu’ paranju poyi.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 11:21:31 AM

 

Girlfriends Joke
Hema: Ente bharthaavu parayukaya, njan Aiswarya Raiyekkal sundariyanennu.

Pushpa: Angere kandappazhe enikku thonniyirunnu, kannukalkkentho kuzhappamundennu.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 11:21:46 AM

 

Stock Market Joke in Malayalam
Anil: Mumbayil ettavum safe aaya sthalam ethanu?

Pramod: Mumbai Stock Exchange! Kaaranam avide pottan onnum thanne baakkiyilla.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 11:22:24 AM

 

Mallu Wedding Invitation Joke
Pazhaya snehithanmaraya Ramanum Madhavanum kandumuttiyappol Raman: Neeyoru pennine snehichirunnallo. Ennittenthayi?

Madhavan: kalyanam kazhinju.

Raman: Oho, ennittenikkoru kalyanakkuri polum ayachillallo.

Madhavan: Aval enikku polum ayachilla, pinnalle ninakku
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 11:22:48 AM

 

Mallu Joke
Yudhdhathil pankrduthu madangivanna jawan: Njan ampathu perude kaiyum vere ampathu perude kaalum vettiyeduthittundu.

Kelvikkaran: Athentha thala vettathirunnathu?

Jawan: Athu nerathe aaro vettiyeduthirunnu
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 11:24:24 AM

 

Mallu Bar Joke
Oru divasam daivam bhoomiyil vannu. Aduthu kanda baril kayari 50 kuppiyadichu. Antahm vita barudama: Ningalentha ethrayadichalum pampaaville?

Daivam: najan daivamalle?

Barudama: Ippol pampayi thudangi!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 11:25:15 AM

 

Funny Bar Joke
Ardharathriyodaduthu barile randu waitermar thammil-

Onnaman: aa urangunna kakshiye vilichunarthu. Ennittu venam namukku pokan.

Randaman: Vendeda. Oro thavana unarumpozhum billile panam tharunnundu!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 11:26:31 AM

 

Friends Joke in Malayalam
Sadasivan suhruthinodu: Nnanenthu paranjaalum ente bharya udan anusarikkum. Njan choodu vellam kondu varaan paranjal aval aa secondil kondu varum.
Suhruthu: Enthinaa choodu vellam?
Sadasivan: Paathrangal kazhukaan!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 11:18:12 AM

 

Mallu Reality Show Joke
Gopal: Arinjo? Nammude Rajappane reality showyude judge aakkaan kilukilukkam chanel theerumanichu

Dayal: Athilentha ithra athbhutham? Ayal pande mattullavarude kuttam kandu pidikkan midukkanalle?

By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 11:18:55 AM

 

Joke in Malayalam
Maranasannanayi kidakkunna achan makanodu: Ente kaalasesham nee aarude mumpilum kai neetti jeevikkaruthu.

Makan: Athengane pattumacha, njan private bassile conductaralle?
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 11:58:11 AM

 

Malayalam Joke in English
Aneesh: ‘Panam sampadikkanulla oru eluppa margam’ enna oru book nee purathirakkumennu paranjirunnallo? Entha ithuvare purathirakkiyille?

Saneesh: Athinulla panam tharappeduthanulla nettottathilanu changathee njan!

By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 11:19:12 AM

 

Time Joke in Malayalam
Ramu: Samayamenthayi?

Damu: Anchu Anchu

Ramu: Enikku nannayi chevi kelkkam. Oru praavasyam paranjal mathi.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 11:20:26 AM

 

Saree Joke
Geetha Miniyodu : Innale raathri TVyiloru cinemayundayirunnu. Sthreekal kandirikkenda padamaadee athu.

Mini : Entha athinte katha?

Geetha : Sathyathil kathayonnum enikku manassilaayilla.

Mini : Appol sthreekal kandirikkenda padamaanennu paranjatho?

Geetha :Athil naalpathu sariyaadi naayika maari maari udukkunnathu.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 11:22:01 AM

 

Bar Jokes in Malayalam
Baril vishamathode irikkunna kannanodu Prabhu: Entha, enthu patti aake vishamichirikkunnathu?

Kannan: Ini melil madyapikkillennu innale ammayude thalayiladichu sathyam cheythu.

Prabhu: Athu nannayi. Ammakku santhoshamayikkanum.

Kannan: Arinjukooda, thalayiladichappazhe amma marichu!



Shappil kayari madyapicha sesham nanappan noorinte note koduthu.

Shappukaran: Entha he.. ithu vyaaja nottanallo?
Nanappan: Njanividunnu kazhichathum vyajanalle!

By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 11:25:59 AM

 

Maths, Makan and Achan Joke
Makan: Acha, naalum moonum koottiyal ethraya?

Achan: Viddi, ithupolumariyille? Akathu poyi calculator edithittu vaa. Ninneyinnu padippichittu thanne karyam
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 11:58:47 AM

 

Short Joke in Malayalam
Ramani Jolikkariyodu: Edee, ente ee randu valakalum magic valakala!

Jolikkari: Athengane ariyaam?

Ramani: Njanithu evide sookshichu vachalum odukkam ninte pettikkakathu ninnalle kittunnathu?
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 11:58:32 AM

 

Cop Joke in Malayalam
SI kolakkes prathiyodu: Kola nadathumpol athinu pinnilenthenkilum undayirunno?

Prathi: Oru kallu shappundayirunnu saar!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:49:20 AM

 

Funny Police Joke in Malayalam
SI: njan paranja kallane thookiyeduthondu vanno?
Policukaran: uvvu saar, 85 kiloyundu.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:49:34 AM

 

Nice Joke
Policekaran kallanodu: Thallukondittum thanenthado chirikkunnathu?

Kallan: Sarinekkal aarogyam ente bharyakkanallo ennorthaa.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:50:25 AM

 

Joke in Malayalam
Pothu sthalathu puka valichathinu pidi koodiya Madhya vayaskanodu S.I: Peru chodichappol ennodu chirikkan parayunno? Aaredaa nee?

Appol aduthu ninnayaal: Iyaal smile ennalla saar paranjathu, ‘Ismail’ enna. Alpam vikkulla aalaa saar!
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:49:53 AM

 

Joke
Apakadathil pettayaalinte mruthadeham parisodhikkunnathinide S.I constabilinodu: Ayaalude pocket koodi onnu parisodiche

Constable: Njanathu aadyame parisodhichatha sir. Ee daridravaseede kaiyil onnumilla.
By (anonymous)
on 12/16/2009 8:50:42 AM

 
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