Husband and Wife SMS Jokes

friendship sms

life is 5 star
"mother is top star"
t"eacher is ulimate star"
"wife is life star"
but a fried is the "REAL STAR"

Ill husband

Wife takes iLL hsbnd to dctr

Doc says to wife: Gv him hlthy b'fast daily,
b plsnt & in gud mood.
Cook tasty dnr & dnt discus ur prbs wit him.
Stop watching tv.
Dnt demand new clothes.
If u cn do dis for 1yr,ur hsbnd wil b ok

On way home, hsbnd asks wif-Wt did dctr say?
Wif-Dr ne Kaha Bachna mushkil hai.

Honest

When a man snurrounds him self on a mistake he usually called as HONEST BUT When a man snurrounds him self on even with out a mistake he usually called as HUSBAND

meaning of wife

wife meaning
w;without
i;information
f;fighting
e;everytime

porattam

boomiku adiyil idam pidika ....


boomikku meal nadakum porattam tthan vazhkai


so enjy ur life

Nurse and patient joke

NURSE GIRL—"Oh, ma'am, what shall I do? The twins have fallen down the well!"

FOND PARENT—"Dear me! how annoying! Just go into the library and get the last number of The Modern Mother's Magazine; it contains an article on 'How to Bring Up Children.'"