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28 March 2010 4:33:15 AM UTC

Hindi Santa Banta Jokes is a collection of dumb, funny and comical jokes about the ever green duo of Santa and Banta.

Santa Banta Comedy
Santa verma: marte hue aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Banta sharma: Birla white.
Santa verma: kyu?
Banta: kyuki is cement me jaan hoti hai.

By (anonymous)
on 3/28/2010 4:49:16 AM

 

Santa and Banta Jokes
Santa ki girlfriend ka message aaya,
"I miss u."
Santa ne jawab bheja, "I mister u."




Santa:-meri dictionary main namumkin shabd nahin hai.
Banta:-are yaar dictionary kharidne se pahle check kar lena chahiye na.




Santa:-agar kabhi neend na aaye to kya karna chahiye.
Banta:-are neend ka intzaar karne se to achcha hai ki so hijana chahiye.





Santa:-ye chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Banta:-aatnhatya karne ke liye.
Santa:-to isme ubaalne ki kya zaroorat hai?
Banta:-are yaar kahin infection na ho jaae.





Santa:-are yaar banta tere daant kaise toot gaye?
Banta:-hasne ke karan.
Santa:-who kaise?
Banta:-are yaar main ek pehalwan ko dekh kar han pada.





Banta:-santa tere ghar se mujhe hamesha hansne ki aawaz aati rahti hai.
Santa:-are yaar, meri biwi jab mujhe joote se marti hai, agar mujhe lag jaata hai to who hansti hai aur agar nahin lagta to main hansta hoon.





Santa ke ghar ladki hui .ab use chinta ho gai ki uski beti badi hogi to ladke chedge.
Santa:-per maine iska intzaam kar liya hai.
Banta:-kya?
Santa:-maine apni beti ka naam didi rakh diya hai.







Santa police wale se:-sir kal tv ke alawa mere ghar ka sara samaan chori ho gaya.
Policewala:-to tv kyon chori nahin hua?
Santa:-ji sir tv to main dekh raha tha na.
By (anonymous)
on 3/28/2010 4:44:59 AM

 

Funny Hindi Santa Banta Jokes
santa Ne Mendhak Se Poocha Ki Sardaroon Main Dimag Hota Hai Kya?

Mendak :-Nahi hota,Aur Mendhak Pani Main Kood Gaya.

Santa:-are Isme aatmhatya Karane ki kya zaroorat thi?





santa aur banta ek baar kabristan main baithkar baat kar rahe the.

santa: banta, dekho ye murde yahan kitne araam se apni apni kabro mein so rahe hai.

Itne main Saare murde khare ho gaye aur bole: Kyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai..!





Santa:-nashe aur biwi main kya antar hai?

Banta:-subah hote-hote nasha gayab ho jata hai,lekin biwi hamesha sir per sawar rehti hai.





Santa:-babaji mujhe koi aisa kaam batao jisme log apna kaam khud kare aur paise mujhe de.

Babaji:-tum sulabh shauchalay main naukari kar lo.





Santa:-banta achcha ye batao agar duniya main sabhi moorkh jaldi mar jaae to kya hoga?

Banta:-per tum pahle ye batao ki tumhe marne ki itni jaldi kyon hai?
By (anonymous)
on 3/28/2010 4:36:02 AM

 

Santa Banta Jokes
Santa:-mere pitaji bahot samajhdaar hain,jab bhi maachis kharidte hain poori 50 teeli gin kar dekhte hain.
Banta:-mere pitaji un se zyada samjhdaar hain,wo 50 ki 50 teeli jalakar dekhte hain.





Santa :-kya baat hai aaj tumhaare mobile per bade pyaar bhare message aa rahe hain.
Banta:-kuch nahin yaar,aaj main apni biwi ka mobile utha laya hoon.






Santa:-achcha bhaarat main kitne mahapurush paida hue hain?
Banta:-bhaarat main mahapurush kya koi purush bhi paida nahin hua,sab bachche hi paida hue hain.





Santa:-daaku aur neta main kya fark hota hai?
Banta:-daaku pahle lootta hai phir jai jata hai,jabki neta pahle jail jata hai phir lootta hai.







Santa :-maine doodhwale se pyaaz ke daam pooche to usne kaha pahle 5 rupyee do phir bataunga?
Banta:-achcha phir kya hua?
Santa:-pahle 5 rupyee do phir bataunga.
By (anonymous)
on 3/28/2010 4:37:24 AM

 

Hindi Santa Banta Jokes
Santa:-kya aapne hi kal mere ladke ko doobne se bachaya tha.

Banta:-haan haan , per baar baar aap meri taarif mat kariye.

Santa:-achcha to ye bataiye mere ladke ki topi kahan gayi





Santa: are Maa ,ek achchi khabar hai . Hum 2 se 3 Ho Gaye Hai!

santa ki Maa: achha jaldi bata , beta Hua hai ya beti?

Santa: are nahi Maa, tumhaari bahu ne Doosri Shaadi karli !!




santa ek party mein gaya aur usne waha 10 butter naan kha liye. thodi der baad toilet mein pet bhagwan se prarthna kar raha tha ki,

"Hay bhagwan ya to aap jaan nikal do ya naan nikal do!"




santa hotel manager se:-jaldi chalo meri biwikhidki se kood kar jaan dena chahti hai.
Manager:-isme main kya kar sakta hoon sir.
Santa:-are,khiski nahin khul rahi hai..




Santa : Yaar Main Jis Ladki Ko Chahta tha,Usne shaadi kar li hai.

banta: Tumne Usko Bataya Ki tumhara Chacha Karorepati Hai.

santa: Bataya Tha,tabhi to usne mere chacha se shadi kar li hai

By (anonymous)
on 3/28/2010 4:34:56 AM

 

Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi
Santa:-mere padosi ka bachcha gum gaya.
Banta :- achcha to tumne kya kiya?
Santa:-maine unse kaha ki google per search kar lo.






Santa:-sher ka pinjra khula reh jaae to kya ho sakta hai?
Banta:-sher chori ho sakta hai.





Santa :- ek aadmi ki 6 ungliyaan thi. Log use radhe shyam kahte the. Batao kyon?
Banta:-kyon?
Santa:-uska naam radhe shyam tha.




Banta:-meri aadat hai,main job hi kaam karta hoon usme doob jata hoon.
Santa:-to tum kuaa kyon nahin khodte?




Santa:-mujhe ek ajeeb si bimaari ho gayi hai,jab meri biwi bolti hai to mujhe kuch sunai nahin deta.
Banta:-ye bimari nahin tujh per bhagwan ki meharbaani ho gayi hai.
By (anonymous)
on 3/28/2010 4:38:53 AM

 

santa banta
santa banta double deker bus mein bhete the toh banta niche bheta that aur santa upper toh banta bola "are check kar ke aata hun ki santa ko mazza aa raha hai ki nahi" woh gya toh dekha ki santa ek kone mein bheta hai toh woh gya aur bola "are santa kya hua tu aise chipuk ke kyun bheta hai" toh santa bola are tere pass toh niche driver bhi hai mere toh woh bhi nahi hai
By vaibhav
on 4/17/2010 5:09:47 AM

 

Santa aur Banta
Santa ek baar blood ke bare main kitaab pad raha tha.
Banta:- ye blood ki kitaab kyon pad raha hai?
Santa :-kal mera blood test hai,to test ki taiyaari kar raha hoon





Santa :-jab main paida hua tha to mere papa ne 51 banduke chalwai thi.
Banta:-kamaal hai,sabka nishana chook gaya.





Santa:-yaar banta kal mei biwi mere ek dost ke saath bhaag gayi.
Banta:-tujhko to bahot yaad aati hogi uski ,phir?
Santa:-haan yaar …bahot achcha dost tha mera.





Santa:-banta tum kyon ro rahe ho?
Banta:-dekho ye haathi mar gaya.
Santa:-ohh,kya wo tumne pala tha.
Banta :-nahin,per mujhe iski kabr khodne ka kaam mila hai.





Santa ek dukaan wale se sheesha khareedne gaya,"is sheeshe ki majbooti ki kya guarantee hai?"
Dukaan wala:-ye sheesha yadi aap 100th manzil se fekenge, to ye 99 manzil tak bhi nahin tutega.
By (anonymous)
on 3/28/2010 4:42:46 AM

 

Hindi Santa Banta Jokes
Santa ko ek bar banta ne khane per bulaya.
Santa jab banta ke ghar aaya to ghar per lock laga tha aur likha tha
"dekha kaisa ullu banaya."
Santa ne hoshiyari dikhai aur neeche likh diya
"main to aaya hi nahin tha."





Santa maisur palace ghoomne gaya. Tourist guide use bola,
"sir is kursi per mat baithiye, ye tipu sultan ki hai." Santa bola,
"are yaar tum chinta mat karo,wo aaega to main uth jaaunga."





Santa ne ek maachis ki tili jalai woh nahin jali,
doosri jalai who bhi nahin jali,teesri jalai to wo jal gayi,
santa ne use jaldi se bujha diya aur aur bola,
"mere kaam ki hai,ise rakh leta hoon."





Kanjoos santa ka ek rupyaa chat se neeche gir gaya.
Santa neeche pahuncha to use rupyaa nahin mila.
Kyon? Kyonki santa rupye se pahle neeche pahunch gaya tha.







Santa ko koi mobile per pareshaan karta tha.
pareshaan hokar santa ne naya number le liya.
Number activate karke us aadmi ko message bheja,
"maine to who number hi band kar diya,ab kise pareshaan karega?"





Kanjoos santa ka achanak chat se pair fisal gaya aur wo neeche girne laga.
jaise hi teesri manzil per uske kichen ki khidki ke samne se guzra, apni biwi se bola,
"mere liye aaj ka khana mat banana."





Santa jain: murga kesa diya.
Shopkeeper: Rs. 80 Rs. 50 Rs. 10
Santa jain: Rs. Ka itna sasta kyu?
Shopkeeper: Saab isse aids hai.
Santa jain: de do khana hai, shaadi thodi karni hai!!
By (anonymous)
on 3/28/2010 4:48:36 AM

 
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